Say No to Vaginas

1. Buying a dress and the sales woman asking if I want to try it on

2. Girlfriend breaking up with me because she “needs a man and so do you”

3. First time my wife told me to take care of my gay little dick because she didn’t want to touch it

4. Buying a playgirl and the sales girl loudly giving me a flyer for a gay event

5. The time my high school girlfriend played dress up with me. We never fucked after that (or before)

6. Having over 1200 followers on a sissy blog that reveals my gay tendencies! Realizing that I’ve helped a hundred or more men cum. Compared to maybe 2 women. 100 to 1 ratio? Maybe I’ve helped 1000 men cum and 1 woman. A thousand to one?!?!

7. Failing to get hard for my girlfriend. Even with a viagra. But getting off to men on tumblr later that day.

8. Setting up a Grindr account and having the Grindr icon on my phone. Now I have to carefully hide my phone all the time.

9. The day I did the math and realized that my sex life was at least 99.7% gay oriented (gay porn orgasms vs women).

10. Reading over this list, looking at my feed, and thinking about my entire sex life - I can’t find any evidence that I’m even close to straight.

I’m sure I’ll add more.

I LOVE being a GAY SISSY & I LOVE being a PLAYGIRL