I have several problems

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

@emerald-umbrael oh

they're putting QTEs in tumblr posts now

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

The way adult fandom people hold indie online creators and cartoons to a much higher standard than their actual local politicians. You could be putting that energy into terrorizing and protesting conservatives at your town hall and actually make a good material impact on the world but instead you're background checking everything the trans woman who made the amazing digital circus has ever said