y yo a tí

just stressed myself out until i died

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

bjork girlfriend era?!?

BJORK GIRLFRIEND ERA!!!!!!

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

8pm and i want a melon soda more than anything in the world 💀

Cruelty inflicted upon me what the hell!!!

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

(person who suspects they have ocd voice): what if every time i think something is an ocd symptom im actually faking it and stereotyping and ruining the lives of people with real ocd and im a terrible person

sucks so unbelievably bad that you can’t just like be a lady’s maid anymore. there used to be a job that consisted of taking care of one woman’s every need every day for your whole life including dressing and undressing her and living with her and that was a normal thing to do in fact it was encouraged.

does anyone know what we are supposed to want

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce