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People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

everybody is checking their lymph nodes but im just tryna get some nymph loads!

they always ask the stupidest fucking questions on jeopardy like 'who is lady gargar' id be asking the real shit like 'how can you be in love with someone you dont even like' or 'am i responsible for the deaths of the ants i crush while laying in the grass'. theyre supposed to be thinkers

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

At Least i’m a dyke. at least i have that going for me

muscle memory is so beautiful to me. my body remembered better than i did. yet we're the same thing, with the same memory.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself