some quotes (i was watching legundo’s pov):
“bro what is the independent scott smajor doing? what is he even doing” - zam
“splatter your goop” - sausage “i’m trying to splatter my goop” - zam
“you hate fun!!” - scott “we can’t afford the monthly bills to repair the elevator” - admin
“good luck husband” - cam
“I’M PLAYING ON THE FLOOR” - legs
“we just need to go back to our original plan of ragebaiting sausage- i mean what?” - legs
“just…unleash your bloodlust 😇” - graecie
“we need you at your most toxic” - sausage
“EAT GRIAN!! CLEO AND SHELBY!! SAVE SHELBY FOR LAST!!” - sausage
sausage you can have the d” - legs
“how the hell do you moo at a cow?” - sausage “probably moo at it” - zam
“what came first? the chicken or the horse?”- graecie
“let’s go dome-ing with a horse” - sausage
“vintageapplesauce and sadmilkman are dead to me. i’m telling you legs because i know they’re your friends, but they’re dead to me” - graecie
“and in pride month too!” - literally everyone to legs
“whatever happened…we blame legs” - graecie
“i need to do an apology video … shit i don’t even play ukulele!” - legs
“two pages on a google doc MINIMUM” - graecie “two pages, fifteen minutes” - sausage
“i didn’t choose toxicity! i was a dumbass!” - legs “and in pride month! 🎶kinda homophobic🎶” - graecie
“you kill me with a pokemon card.” - legs “absolutely. i will. … all is good, legundo. pat pat” - mae
“they are going to cook my ass” - legs “deserved” - mae
“if this is as bad as i get… i am not even top ten. like i don’t even make the list. like let’s be honest.” - legs
“mae has my location” - legs “I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS MAN IS AT ALL TIMES. HE IS IN DANGER. IT TAKES 45 MINUTES FOR ME TO GET TO HIM.” - mae
“you’re dead to me. but only a little bit <3” - mae
“mae will strangle me with a pokemon card. in lieu of flowers, check put the patreon so my family will be okay for a little while” - legs