a small gremlin hiding in your closet and eating your socks
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in the Jesus Fandom TM - teen writer/artist - he/him but in the way youâd talk about a frog - ace of diamonds - currently thinking about tragic doomed vampire yaoi - working on projects that will never come to fruition
**I am a minor, so please don't be weird/gross. This isn't a dni, just don't be creepy. Also if you're racist/sexist/ablist/homophobic/transphobic/TERF/MAGA/dark- or pro-ship, don't interact with this blog.**
Hi!!! My name is Theo, and I'm a teen writer/artist. I'm pretty much just a silly lil guy
other facts -
I'm autistic + ADHD + depressed + probably DPDR
I'm gay, trans, asexual, and demiromantic
I use he/him pronouns.
en.pronouns.page/@theo-the-frog
disclaimer: I curse without content warnings
another disclaimer: I'm hyperfixated on a lot of MCYT stuff (hermitcraft, the life series, vampires smp), and any and all ships i talk about from those fandoms are CHARACTERS ONLY.
additionally: I DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM SUPPORT AVIDMC AND MARMALADE. i am currently in the process of removing v!avid from my fics and any posts.
Hyper-fixations - Vampires smp!!!!!!!!!, The Song of Achilles (*sobs*), the Mechanisms, HermitCraft/the Life Series, general Greek mythology, Epic: the Musical + Ilium!!!!, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Marauders (fuck jkr). I also really like England for some reason (perchance because I am stuck in the US). Also MOTHMAN AND FROGS AND MOSS AND MUSHROOMSSS.
Non-hyper-fixations that I still like - Arcane, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Bluey, Gravity Falls, and K-Pop Demon Hunters.
OTPs - Lovebitten (Owen x Louis, VSMP), Trustbites (Owen x Louis x Legundo, VSMP), Firelocke (Pyro x Abolish, VSMP), Moonrot (Pearl x Cleo, VSMP), Patrochilles, Jayvik, and Desert duo
Music artists I love - Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, Cavetown, Hozier, the Oh Hellos, and the Arcadian Wild.
Favourite songs - We Go Way Back by Noah Kahan, 23 by Noah Kahan, Icarus & Apollo by Ripto, Paint by the Paper Kites, Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens, The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron, and It's OK I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank
Favourite albums: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan, Stick Season by Noah Kahan, Wishbone by Conan Gray, High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms, and Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos
I wrote a Vampires SMP fic about Louis trying to undoom himself and Owen from the narrative!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
lots of hurt/comfort and disgusting cuties :))
my other fic, vampires will never hurt you!, is undergoing major changes to remove any and all mentions of v!avid
My projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have three at the moment, all in various stages of development.
Perish the Raven is a story about Sam, a runaway prince, trying to save his lover, Ivan, from execution. He's helped by RĂŠy and Everett, and the three of them set sail to find Ivan. But there's a lot of things RĂŠy snd Everett don't know about Sam.
Irregular Activity Detected (iad) is a story I hope to turn into a YouTube animation project or webcomic, and is about Bennet and Duffy, two kids sent to live with Bennet's aunt for the summer. But the town they're staying in isn't what it seems, and Bennet is determined to find out why.
Old Forgotten Roads is a story (and hopefully future webcomic) about a group of college students who used to be friends but all drifted apart, and the road trip that's their last chance to fix everything. i'm writing this with my bestie @not-a-gay-fangodess
All of my projects are:
ďťżďťżSad
ďťżďťżGay
ďťżďťżTrans
ďťżďťżTragic
ďťżďťżVery weird
ďťżďťżGoblincore
ďťżďťżAutism-coded
My tags:
#oh look: a wild theo! - general stuff/I don't know how to tag
#story rambles - just me rambling about my stories. if i start posting more about then, i might use more tags for
#Perish the Raven or #Irregular Activity Detected or #Old Forgotten Roads - stuff about these stories. might be art, might be the ravings of a mad man. who knows
#vampires will never hurt you au - anything about my vsmp fics in a universe where louis didnât die. more information to come about this.
#i love my dead gay sons - my otps :))) </3
#theo rambles - just me rambling about random shit
#theo rants - just me ranting about random shit
#theo's hyperfixations - just me ranting about my hyperfixations
#theoâs writing - exactly what it sounds like
#theo is a silly little guy - for when i'm feeling especially silly
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This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
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Heâs got specific lacing advice for skates and tall boots and there are decorative patterns and I recently relaced my skate shoes for both a wide forefoot and less friction on the laces so itâs easier to tighten and loosen them but he also has lace-locking patterns so that shoes stay exactly as tight as you laced them the first time and it is just a VERY GOOD website.
Like. Iâve been buying shoes the wrong size because itâs often hard to find wide shoes but the lacing pattern for a wide forefoot means that my big hobbit feet actually fit into the previously too-tight running shoes and sneakers I had.
I've been thinking about v!Pyro (fork found in kitchen) and I realized that by the end of the Vampires SMP, the only person who knows what Scott did to Pyro is... well... Scott.
several of the humans heard Pyro's breakdown about how "he's always listening, he's always there", including Martyn, Ren, and Legs. Pyro also issued a warning to Avid in Episode 6, saying "make the right choice... it goes so much quicker". even Owen heard Pyro say that "sire's already disciplined me" about seeking the cure. but those people are all dead by the end of the story, unable to communicate the full extent of Scott's manipulation.
as for the living? by the time Pyro got to Shelby, they'd already accepted their fate, and his statement to Shelby about the cure is calmer, simply saying "he knows.. be careful." and even if Pyro had given Shelby a more intense warning, why should she believe him? Scott's her friend and roommate, and he'd been nothing but kind and forgiving when she'd made mistakes.
Apo also knew some of what happened to Pyro, having had that short discussion with them in the woods. she was one of the only ones who knew that Pyro had no memory of his own intense, traumatic turning. but she never got the full picture, because they never fully reconciled.
which leaves just Scott himself. only he remembers the threats - "assume I'm always there, because most of the time I probably am" and the blame - "you were just stupid enough to go out into the woods in the middle of the night with someone... that was natural selection... I was actually helping you". Scott's the only one who knows that Pyro was forced away from the cure, which was the catalyst to his violent end. from what cc!Scott has said about his character, he comes to realize his wrongs in that eventually... but by then, it's far, far too late.
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I have decided to remove all avid ships from the poll, so sorry to everyone who submitted those ships. But with everything I've learned about what happened and how raw the situation is, I don't particularly want to interact with anything avid related for a while and I imagine many others feel the same.
The updated poll
The first round will start once I finish making the polls.
hey guys im back from my grave. my... mixi grave... heh, get it?? get it?? please get it
this has taken me ages to create, but i really didn't want to delay it further than necessary. its messy, but a post is a post! please reblog if you can (:
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AND REMEMBER!!! CHECK ON YOUR FRIENDS!!! MAKE SURE THEY ARE DOING OK!!
This whole situation is awful but what makes us unique as a fandom is how well we work together- we CAN get through this if we stick together and have each otherâs backs. My DMs are open, if someone doesnât have anyone to turn to right now and needs to talk. Remember you are not alone and your fellow fans are right by your side <3
