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in the Jesus Fandom TM - teen writer/artist - he/him but in the way you’d talk about a frog - ace of diamonds - currently thinking about tragic doomed vampire yaoi - working on projects that will never come to fruition
**I am a minor, so please don't be weird/gross. This isn't a dni, just don't be creepy. Also if you're racist/sexist/ablist/homophobic/transphobic/TERF/MAGA/darkship, don't interact with this blog.**
Hi!!! My name is Theo, and I'm a teen writer/artist. I'm pretty much just a silly lil guy
other facts -
I'm autistic + ADHD + depressed + probably DPDR
I'm gay, trans, asexual, and demiromantic
I use he/him pronouns.
My timezone is UTC-4
en.pronouns.page/@theo-the-frog
disclaimer: I'm hyperfixated on a lot of MCYT stuff (hermitcraft, the life series, vampires smp), and any and all ships i talk about from those fandoms are CHARACTERS ONLY.
moving gifs under the cut
Hyper-fixations - Vampires smp!!!!!!!!!, The Song of Achilles (*sobs*), the Mechanisms, HermitCraft/the Life Series, general Greek mythology, Epic: the Musical + Ilium!!!!, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Marauders (fuck jkr). I also really like England for some reason (perchance because I am stuck in the US). Also MOTHMAN AND FROGS AND MOSS AND MUSHROOMSSS.
Non-hyper-fixations that I still like - Arcane, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Bluey, Gravity Falls, and K-Pop Demon Hunters.
OTPs - Lovebitten (Owen x Louis, VSMP), Trustbites (Owen x Louis x Legundo, VSMP), Firelocke (Pyro x Abolish, VSMP), Moonrot (Pearl x Cleo, VSMP), Patrochilles, Jayvik, and Desert duo
Music artists I love - Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, Cavetown, Hozier, the Oh Hellos, and the Arcadian Wild.
Favourite songs - We Go Way Back by Noah Kahan, 23 by Noah Kahan, Icarus & Apollo by Ripto, Paint by the Paper Kites, Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens, The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron, and It's OK I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank
Favourite albums: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan, Stick Season by Noah Kahan, Wishbone by Conan Gray, High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms, and Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos
(if you’re on this list and don’t want to be, pls let me know! i use it for tag games)
My fics!!
I wrote a Vampires SMP fic about Louis trying to undoom himself and Owen from the narrative!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
lots of hurt/comfort and disgusting cuties :))
my other fic, vampires will never hurt you!, is not finished yet, but is updated every sun/mon/wed/fri
My projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have three at the moment, all in various stages of development.
Perish the Raven is a story about Sam, a runaway prince, trying to save his lover, Ivan, from execution. He's helped by Réy and Everett, and the three of them set sail to find Ivan. But there's a lot of things Réy snd Everett don't know about Sam.
Irregular Activity Detected (iad) is a story I hope to turn into a YouTube animation project or webcomic, and is about Bennet and Duffy, two kids sent to live with Bennet's aunt for the summer. But the town they're staying in isn't what it seems, and Bennet is determined to find out why.
Old Forgotten Roads is a story (and hopefully future webcomic) about a group of college students who used to be friends but all drifted apart, and the road trip that's their last chance to fix everything. i'm writing this with my bestie @not-a-gay-fangodess
All of my projects are:
Sad
Gay
Trans
Tragic
Very weird
Goblincore
Autism-coded
My tags:
#oh look: a wild theo! - general stuff/I don't know how to tag
#story rambles - just me rambling about my stories. if i start posting more about then, i might use more tags for
#Perish the Raven or #Irregular Activity Detected or #Old Forgotten Roads - stuff about these stories. might be art, might be the ravings of a mad man. who knows
#vampires will never hurt you au - anything about my vsmp fics in a universe where louis didn’t die. more information to come about this.
#i love my dead gay sons - my otps :))) </3
#theo rambles - just me rambling about random shit
#theo rants - just me ranting about random shit
#theo's hyperfixations - just me ranting about my hyperfixations
#theo’s writing - exactly what it sounds like
#theo is a silly little guy - for when i'm feeling especially silly
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Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.
that feeling when you finish writing the thing that's been an integeral part of your life and now you're just staring at the google doc like. what the fuck do i do now.
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We gather here today to celebrate the union of two wonderful individuals: Hasini Van @inejsgirl and Alisha Mc @bookworm-fangirl1.
Joined together by their love of fandoms, music, and tumblr shitposting, it is now that they make such a connection official with the first ever tumblr wedding (i doubt it but whatever). It is with great pleasure that i officiate this ceremony, and i hope everyone enjoys!
Pictures found on pinterest.
Instructions under the cut. Please read all of it!!
Listen up everyone! What you’re going to do varies based on what your role is.
The ringbearer is going to walk down the aisle and give the brides their rings. (ie: reblog with *walks down the aisle and gives couple the rings* but like. more interesting than that)
The flower monkey will do the same, but say something about sprinkling flower petals
the bridesmaids may reblog simply with *walks down the aisle*, OR you can add your own touch.
the photographer will either reblog with *snaps photo* or something of the sort, OR photoshop an image of the wedding.
HERE IS THE ORDER IN WHICH THINGS ARE GOING TO GO!!!
Hasini’s bridesmaids will walk down the aisle first. you will go in this order:
@randomfandomwriter (maid of honor)
@laminated-entity
@jjellecubed
@northwxrds
@nothinggggg7
@moonlitbrews
Next, Alisha’s bridesmaids, in this order:
@manicali (maid of honor)
@elronthemage
@foolish-mother-ive-already-falln
@cranberry-branflakes
@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas
@the-l0ser-st4rr
next, the flower monkey: @alaydabug2
then, the brides! first HASINI and then ALISHA. guys, please do one reblog just for walking down the aisle at this point.
next the ringbearer will deliver the rings: @hazellvesque
NOW, HASINI AND ALISHA WILL EACH REBLOG WITH THEIR VOWS AND EXCHANGING OF RINGS.
then I will reblog with their official marriage statement!!
photographer, please take a photo at this point! @rainforcsts
and with that the wedding will conclude!
NOTES (PLEASE READ)
i know this is a little confusing, please try to bear with me.
All of this will be done through reblogs of this post
TAKE NOTE OF WHO HAS AN ACTION AFTER YOU. Please tag that person in your reblog so that they know it is their turn.
please only reblog on your turn, otherwise this is going to get really confusing.
i know people are busy/time zones are a thing, so this wedding may take up to 24 hours for everyone to do their part. THATS OK!!!
you guys are 100% allowed to deviate from the little scripts i gave above. make it your own, just make sure your action gets done!
remember, you are all monkeys, if that influences the way you post/want to add emojis/etc.
fyi, for the same reasons, this is six of crows themed!
have fun!! that’s the point of this!!!
we have one wedding guest!!! @siriuslyobsessed394 (my lovely girlfriend!) she won’t be doing anything, just attending :).
THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS!!! HAPPY WEDDING!!! <3333
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Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to
What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.
still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.
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