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in the Jesus Fandom TM - teen writer/artist - he/him but in the way you’d talk about a frog - ace of diamonds - currently thinking about tragic doomed vampire yaoi - working on projects that will never come to fruition
**I am a minor, so please don't be weird/gross. This isn't a dni, just don't be creepy. Also if you're racist/sexist/ablist/homophobic/transphobic/TERF/MAGA/dark- or pro-ship, don't interact with this blog.**
Hi!!! My name is Theo, and I'm a teen writer/artist. I'm pretty much just a silly lil guy
other facts -
I'm autistic + ADHD + depressed + probably DPDR
I'm gay, trans, asexual, and demiromantic
I use he/him pronouns.
en.pronouns.page/@theo-the-frog
disclaimer: I curse without content warnings
another disclaimer: I'm hyperfixated on a lot of MCYT stuff (hermitcraft, the life series, vampires smp), and any and all ships i talk about from those fandoms are CHARACTERS ONLY.
additionally: I DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM SUPPORT AVIDMC AND MARMALADE. i am currently in the process of removing v!avid from my fics and any posts.
Hyper-fixations - Vampires smp!!!!!!!!!, The Song of Achilles (*sobs*), the Mechanisms, HermitCraft/the Life Series, general Greek mythology, Epic: the Musical + Ilium!!!!, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Marauders (fuck jkr). I also really like England for some reason (perchance because I am stuck in the US). Also MOTHMAN AND FROGS AND MOSS AND MUSHROOMSSS.
Non-hyper-fixations that I still like - Arcane, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Bluey, Gravity Falls, and K-Pop Demon Hunters.
OTPs - Lovebitten (Owen x Louis, VSMP), Trustbites (Owen x Louis x Legundo, VSMP), Firelocke (Pyro x Abolish, VSMP), Moonrot (Pearl x Cleo, VSMP), Patrochilles, Jayvik, and Desert duo
Music artists I love - Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, Cavetown, Hozier, the Oh Hellos, and the Arcadian Wild.
Favourite songs - We Go Way Back by Noah Kahan, 23 by Noah Kahan, Icarus & Apollo by Ripto, Paint by the Paper Kites, Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens, The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron, and It's OK I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank
Favourite albums: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan, Stick Season by Noah Kahan, Wishbone by Conan Gray, High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms, and Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos
I wrote a Vampires SMP fic about Louis trying to undoom himself and Owen from the narrative!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
lots of hurt/comfort and disgusting cuties :))
my other fic, vampires will never hurt you!, is undergoing major changes to remove any and all mentions of v!avid
My projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have three at the moment, all in various stages of development.
Perish the Raven is a story about Sam, a runaway prince, trying to save his lover, Ivan, from execution. He's helped by Réy and Everett, and the three of them set sail to find Ivan. But there's a lot of things Réy snd Everett don't know about Sam.
Irregular Activity Detected (iad) is a story I hope to turn into a YouTube animation project or webcomic, and is about Bennet and Duffy, two kids sent to live with Bennet's aunt for the summer. But the town they're staying in isn't what it seems, and Bennet is determined to find out why.
Old Forgotten Roads is a story (and hopefully future webcomic) about a group of college students who used to be friends but all drifted apart, and the road trip that's their last chance to fix everything. i'm writing this with my bestie @not-a-gay-fangodess
All of my projects are:
Sad
Gay
Trans
Tragic
Very weird
Goblincore
Autism-coded
My tags:
#oh look: a wild theo! - general stuff/I don't know how to tag
#story rambles - just me rambling about my stories. if i start posting more about then, i might use more tags for
#Perish the Raven or #Irregular Activity Detected or #Old Forgotten Roads - stuff about these stories. might be art, might be the ravings of a mad man. who knows
#vampires will never hurt you au - anything about my vsmp fics in a universe where louis didn’t die. more information to come about this.
#i love my dead gay sons - my otps :))) </3
#theo rambles - just me rambling about random shit
#theo rants - just me ranting about random shit
#theo's hyperfixations - just me ranting about my hyperfixations
#theo’s writing - exactly what it sounds like
#theo is a silly little guy - for when i'm feeling especially silly
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New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
And now it must be said, as many numerous things often must be, in great volume and variance breaching topics that are near enough to innumerable and certainly beyond the measure of counting, that just as anyone lucky enough to find themselves in posession of thoughts miraculously appearing in their waking mind fully-formed upon conception, both clear and concise, blessed as they are with a mastery of their language sufficient to express oneself with brevity, it is so that with equal frequency I find that I am cursed with a wholly opposing nature: to take that which is brief and succinct, simple and straightforward, and somehow find it within myself instinctive to stretch those very same thoughts and words so remarkably thin across the page that the length of any given sentence may very well rival that of a modest novel, taking any poor and pitiable reader several deep breaths to recite out loud- or, perhaps in the case of one equally blessed to be of great, strong lungs and a determined air- merely the rather long and arduous effort of enduring it.
i havent died btw i just dont draw much anymore BUT i have this starting screen i did for apokuna !!! veryyy fun project !!! look out for all the easter eggs
i did many things actually, apokuna attack be upon ya
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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
When we were children, my sister had private music lessons at her violin teacher’s house. I only visited there once, but I still remember that afternoon. The teacher had an artificial pond in her yard, a large beautiful thing with lily pads and plant life. And in the pond, there were goldfish. I had never seen such enormous goldfish.
I spent several minutes just staring at them (and trying to convince them to bite my fingers.) When my sister’s violin lesson ended, her teacher came out to the yard and explained that these goldfish were the same small creatures that were often unfortunately sold in plastic bags at state fairs. They were only about two inches long apiece, when she bought them and put them in the new, empty pond. In essence, they were like every goldfish I had seen before, but they had been given a much larger, much richer environment in which to flourish. As a result, they had grown into some of the most remarkable, vibrant creatures my twelve-year-old self had ever met with. All because of a pond.
Funny what lessons children remember. My sister doesn’t play the violin anymore, but that was the first time I caught a glimpse of the overwhelming extent to which it matters, the way the world treats us.
i’ve seen posts like this already, but i wanted to make my own :)
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *war criminal* *ancient twink and cause of slaughter* *possibly an axe murderer* *definitely not a catholic saint* *fanfiction* *sherlock holmes is a butch lesbian* *anxiety and depression with a phd* *army dreamers by kate bush* *wolp* *butler with a gun* *accent so fluid it’s protected by the clean water act* *pathological liar* *farmer with the only braincell* *stephanie myer’s alternate universe homoerotically inclined double*
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I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer
yall that was fucking amazing. it was my second pride and it was perfect. it makes me so happy to see that despite all the hate, there’s so much love and solidarity. SO many straight allies were there, and a bunch of churches too. the church groups marched in the parade and said that god loves you for you. i hugged so many people. wherever there were any-queer protesters, a group of people would stand in front of them drowning them out and shouting “happy pride”. i did that for a little bit. it was so so amazing
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shoutout to that one commenter on the old version of vwnhy! who said they wanted to study v!scott under a microscope and then use him as a lap rat. you made my favourite comment ever.
