tbh I'm only in it for the dog

The Masc of Amontillado

There is always hope

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

the only fun addition to this post

Life is soooo crazy. One minute you have the earth shattering realization that all of ur relationships are hollow and ur actually acutely alone in the world and that nobody Knows you. and the next minute ur like. Eating a kit kat

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

hacks is my favorite kind of dynamic. mean powerful older woman with a pathetic younger queer disaster following her around trying to prove herself. it's like if the devil wears prada got 80% gayer

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

belovedst of mutuals who stick by you even when you start obsessing about other fandoms 🥂