I'm Pussy?

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

Settlers of catan

physically cannot refer to disco elysium as anything other than disco elysco in real life

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.