MyBrain

we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

A repressed depressed middle aged couple quietly pining for each other in the background of a larger story is the epitome of romance, actually

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

they should invent plates that don't fucking immolate your hands when you take them out of the microphone

The microphone

ah fuck. I fucked it lads

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system