hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

Every Placebo song is like I’m Crawling On The Ceiling I’ve Lost All Feeling… I’m A Little Banana Peeling

They call me dvd normal im gods most man and you could park a horse in my brain with how stable i am

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone