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honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

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jackthebard

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

sourcedumal

shuttersmiley

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

foxsan-deactivated20140515

Isaac Asimov.

sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

cryptovalid

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

gunthatshootsennui

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

deathcomes4u

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

velocigrey-deactivated20160825

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

geekinlibrariansclothing

Got that?

bettieleetwo

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

la-knight

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

athenadark

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

thepsychicclam

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

ladynorbert

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

optimismbitingmyass

op deactivated reblogs alas - I love the jokes about Long Live the Black Parade as much as anyone else, but we all know it's art that actually has something to say, right? Art that means different things to different people and allows for a lot of interpretations? We don't just disregard it as a "fetish opera" or - even more insulting to Gerard Way aka a person who is sober (!!!) - something created without thought in a drugged state. Like guys. We know this, right?

iambaronalberto

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

#Me with all the artfight attacks I’ve gotten

anaconda-creates

attack for @hi-imaflamingo!!

Their character quill is so fun to draw!

hi-imaflamingo

AAAAA I LOVE IT!!! Tysm!!! You made them look sick!!

anaconda-creates

:D

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attack for @hi-imaflamingo!!

Their character quill is so fun to draw!

#moot oc #my art #artfight

anaconda-creates

@hi-imaflamingo I'm coming for Quill on artfight. Can I dress them up in a fancy fun funky outfit? I would love to play dress up

hi-imaflamingo

Absolutely!!! I’m excited to see what you come up with :D

anaconda-creates

Ehehehehehe yesssssssss

theres-a-hole-in-my-wall

(sorry to come into ur askbox again but) ARE U INTO XMEN??? saw u posted abt it and I need more Xmen mutualssssss

Hiiii my askbox is totally free!! Come any time

Im trying to get into it! I'm super new but comics do seem very interesting (especially dc stuff, to me at least) I started w/ batman and I enjoyed it a fair amount, but idrk how/in what order I should be reading everything 😭 I kinda just go I'm chronological order and pray for the best

optimismbitingmyass

Ohhh funsies!! And I get it - getting into comics can seem very overwhleming BUT good news: Order in comics is FAKE! Absolute anarchy <3

No rlly reading comics in order is mostly impossible or if even possible kinda... boring at some point in my experience lol So I would always start with smth that just looks appealing to u - fuck the context - and then just go from there. Do you want to read more avt the context? Then you can always go back in the timeline. Do you want to know what happens next? Mayve if you are lucky the next run picks up where this comic left of - but a lot of the time it highkey doesnt!! So - anarchy it is haha

Nowwwww I can give u some Batman recommendations if you want :3 For ehich you need no context whatsover btw

Batman and Robin Year One: This one holds a special place in my heart. Gorgeous art, especially the colours. Found family, drama, angst. It gets Dick Grayson and his anger like few other comics do, while still showing how he cares and loves and loves to perform and shine and bring literal light into Batman's life. Also we got a few cute moments that touch on his heritage as a Showman, and by extension therefore his Roma heritage.

Batman The Long Halloween: It's a classic for a reason. AND ITS SO FEMINIST. DONT TRUST THE DUDEBROS. THIS COMIC IS ABT TOXIC MASCULINITY AND THE "AMERICAN WORK ETHIC" AND HOW IT DESTROIS THE PSYCHE OF BOTH MEN AND WOMEN BUT HOW IN THE END ESPECIALLY THE MOTHERS AND WIFES HAVE TO SUFFER AND ITS SO GOOD AND RAHHHH. the art is also peak (if you ignore how everyone is build super duper sexy lol)

Batman and Superman Worlds Finest: It's fun, it's pg12, it's really cute. Also the Doom Patrol (aka the silluest fucker in the universe) make an apperance! And also a lot of Superbat shipping material lol.

And now, I dont know if I can recommend the next comic bc well - I really like it but it is also insanely xenophobic, especially islamophobic :') It's Batman and Robin (2009) by Grant Morrison and while I regularly rlly enjoy their work they did do a number on Talia in here so..... eh. But ut has such an interesting dynamic between Dick and Damian and Dicks struggle with his fathers legacy, Batman's cowl and his own identity and urghhhhh its just so good (except when it sucks ass)

Okay and for the end - if I can recommend any Xmen stuff real quick its the 2000 movie bc its PEAK (Magneto my incredibly problematic babygurl I love you etc etc) and then probably Claremonts run bc its insanely political for the time and honestly kinda unhingend haha

#saving these recs #thank u <3 #comics #save for later

@hi-imaflamingo I'm coming for Quill on artfight. Can I dress them up in a fancy fun funky outfit? I would love to play dress up

#artfight

good morning to everyone but GREAT morning to the lovely elderly lady who wore sparkly green cat ears to church today. Rock on sister I love you

#anaconda posting

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guess who found the comic book collection in her local library (MEEEEEEE)

#yayayayayayaya!#there really are so many different runs of everything its crazy #but there's a kirby d.c. omnibus and an alan moore omnibus so that's exciting #i checked out volume one of astro city #well see how i like that #comics #comic books #anaconda posting #diary

mayday-gayday

finished my brownies and they're so good oh mein gott

anaconda-creates

can I have one?

mayday-gayday

yes ofc, brownies for everyone :DD

anaconda-creates

hurrah!!

mayday-gayday

finished my brownies and they're so good oh mein gott

anaconda-creates

can I have one?

#please? 🥺

first artfight attack!!

Freddy was a pleasure to have on the canvas @dice-jester861 <3

#Moot oc #my art #finished art #artfight #team mystery

hi-imaflamingo

Artfight attack for @anaconda-creates!

Idk why the main pic on artfight is sideways but here’s are some other ones

anaconda-creates

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS SO AWESOME AMAZING INCREDIBLE SPECTACULAR! Rhe details? Wow! I am just so delighted to know a plushie of my guy exists in the world somewhere this is awesome thank you!

#oc dare #artfight #my ocs <3 #Ultranomalies #he’s so cute i love him #Thank you thank you again

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anonmous-offical

:3

I already regret this

Should I @ people?

I’m gonna @ people

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @duckofmisfortuneoffical

+ open tags

cabinthreeproblems

Guys ship me please I’m bored as fuck

@bardorsomethinglikethat @ieatgoobers @flicksuniverse @subtletwilighteternity @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @causalshapeshifter @cocothesilkmothjellyfish @crims0nr0s3 @ellie-moonbeam @gaypurplemonster-maximum @gxddesslxve @heytheresbrutus @hyyl18 @impisback-tellafriend @ladysencen @lacy-gracie @loki-banana @mothmans-annoying-cousin @marsbar-404notfound @raventhecrispy-offical @scionofthedaelkyr @v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @witchesash whoever I forgot idk if you’re not a moot and I tagged you thinking we were moots I’m sorry bro 😭😭😭 same if you’re a moot and I missed you

lacy-gracie

YES YES PLSSSSS!!!!!

@l-zah1ra @ohhelloimsotired @bardorsomethinglikethat @causalshapeshifter @lesbeanfailure @nicothehalfblood @cosmic-entity-official @cabinthreeproblems @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity +anyone else

Sorry if I tagged you and ur not a moot or you are a moot and I didn’t tag you

lesbeanfailure

If you like men ↓

If you prefer women ↓

(i'm sorry if you don't like any of them, you can like, block me ((please don't))

@calypso-the-nymph @masaki-komi @masaki-komi @eurydices-carnation774 @imminentchaos @starspangledmoth @whatsupenchiladas @l0veandw4r @skelacute

+opentags

whatsupenchiladas

clarisse and ada wong (dont ask me why pls)

@circesnymph57 @the-yaoi-princess @sharks-are-better-than-people @nxtglow @starfaringmagpie @oeleruathechronicallyillasshole @googoopoop @redghostnicco @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced @totallynotluna @dossquared + open as always

oeleruathechronicallyillasshole

Ummmmm

Im thinking Leo Valdez cuz you pfp or Drew tanaka because i love her to death and you seem like you would be able to hold her through her mean times and her nice times

@steamypockets @wearingpants @ziggykatzexual @gay-mormon-wizard @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated + open tags

wearingpants

Probably Jason on account of your name literally being Leo…

@explodingmagnets @kirikoisreal @staroftulsa @farawayfromtulsaaa @faultycoldstars @spacemancraig64 @tenley-the-eridan

explodingmagnets

@wearingpants probably

Hunter from disventure camp

tags:@that-one-enby-ranger-2000 @kirikoisreal @casseyissleeping @in-d3bt @ambertheunknown @andescandieses @cha0tic-v1nny @faultycoldstars @char-char-f0x @sadiiie @staroftulsa @pixl-puppyyy @wearingpants @watered-down-lemonade @spacemancraig64 @jujuainthome @fr3akology @cecechaos31 @limeyyyyyyy @blairthegreaser @sodasodasodapop

limeyyyyyyy

i genuinely have no idea so umm. two bit. cause dalbit. gulpps

@rayvenfee @sneakyfox55 @fletchertable @chxrl1eflxm3 @lackedleverage @l4rryzdotpng @ruststhatloseronfandomiguess @e-mthelazyguy @axxngelkeiix @gotouchgreen @mildatay @hydrozonerat @/howdoimakethisrelatedtoogutama @teranovay @farawayfromtulsaaa @jeanmoreau29-3 @wearingpants @kirikoisreal

jeanmoreau29-3

you my twin shall get Cherry Valance

I want to get shipped twins.

@iwannascreameurekaa @randooffthestreet @limeyyyyyyy @rosekiller27 my twins

randooffthestreet

Shipping you with Soda (you have similar energy imo and you reblogged an... interesting edit of him lmao)

@jeanmoreau29-3 (ship me too twin) @quintessential-nerd-7 @anaconda-creates

anaconda-creates

I think you might be into captain Ava from iron lung

Uhhhh anybody who’d like to participate go ahead

randooffthestreet

YES!!!!! YOU GET ME!!!!! i was GAGGED when she came onscreen <3

Guhhhh I feel like i'm going to mess this up... but perhaps Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3?

anaconda-creates

I don’t know much about baldurs gate but I’ll always appreciate a strong woman

anonmous-offical

:3

I already regret this

Should I @ people?

I’m gonna @ people

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @duckofmisfortuneoffical

+ open tags

cabinthreeproblems

Guys ship me please I’m bored as fuck

@bardorsomethinglikethat @ieatgoobers @flicksuniverse @subtletwilighteternity @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @causalshapeshifter @cocothesilkmothjellyfish @crims0nr0s3 @ellie-moonbeam @gaypurplemonster-maximum @gxddesslxve @heytheresbrutus @hyyl18 @impisback-tellafriend @ladysencen @lacy-gracie @loki-banana @mothmans-annoying-cousin @marsbar-404notfound @raventhecrispy-offical @scionofthedaelkyr @v4mp1r3enthus1a5t666 @witchesash whoever I forgot idk if you’re not a moot and I tagged you thinking we were moots I’m sorry bro 😭😭😭 same if you’re a moot and I missed you

lacy-gracie

YES YES PLSSSSS!!!!!

@l-zah1ra @ohhelloimsotired @bardorsomethinglikethat @causalshapeshifter @lesbeanfailure @nicothehalfblood @cosmic-entity-official @cabinthreeproblems @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity +anyone else

Sorry if I tagged you and ur not a moot or you are a moot and I didn’t tag you

lesbeanfailure

If you like men ↓

If you prefer women ↓

(i'm sorry if you don't like any of them, you can like, block me ((please don't))

@calypso-the-nymph @masaki-komi @masaki-komi @eurydices-carnation774 @imminentchaos @starspangledmoth @whatsupenchiladas @l0veandw4r @skelacute

+opentags

whatsupenchiladas

clarisse and ada wong (dont ask me why pls)

@circesnymph57 @the-yaoi-princess @sharks-are-better-than-people @nxtglow @starfaringmagpie @oeleruathechronicallyillasshole @googoopoop @redghostnicco @iamthe-veil-thatyou-pierced @totallynotluna @dossquared + open as always

oeleruathechronicallyillasshole

Ummmmm

Im thinking Leo Valdez cuz you pfp or Drew tanaka because i love her to death and you seem like you would be able to hold her through her mean times and her nice times

@steamypockets @wearingpants @ziggykatzexual @gay-mormon-wizard @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated + open tags

wearingpants

Probably Jason on account of your name literally being Leo…

@explodingmagnets @kirikoisreal @staroftulsa @farawayfromtulsaaa @faultycoldstars @spacemancraig64 @tenley-the-eridan

explodingmagnets

@wearingpants probably

Hunter from disventure camp

tags:@that-one-enby-ranger-2000 @kirikoisreal @casseyissleeping @in-d3bt @ambertheunknown @andescandieses @cha0tic-v1nny @faultycoldstars @char-char-f0x @sadiiie @staroftulsa @pixl-puppyyy @wearingpants @watered-down-lemonade @spacemancraig64 @jujuainthome @fr3akology @cecechaos31 @limeyyyyyyy @blairthegreaser @sodasodasodapop

limeyyyyyyy

i genuinely have no idea so umm. two bit. cause dalbit. gulpps

@rayvenfee @sneakyfox55 @fletchertable @chxrl1eflxm3 @lackedleverage @l4rryzdotpng @ruststhatloseronfandomiguess @e-mthelazyguy @axxngelkeiix @gotouchgreen @mildatay @hydrozonerat @/howdoimakethisrelatedtoogutama @teranovay @farawayfromtulsaaa @jeanmoreau29-3 @wearingpants @kirikoisreal

jeanmoreau29-3

you my twin shall get Cherry Valance

I want to get shipped twins.

@iwannascreameurekaa @randooffthestreet @limeyyyyyyy @rosekiller27 my twins

randooffthestreet

Shipping you with Soda (you have similar energy imo and you reblogged an... interesting edit of him lmao)

@jeanmoreau29-3 (ship me too twin) @quintessential-nerd-7 @anaconda-creates

anaconda-creates

I think you might be into captain Ava from iron lung

Uhhhh anybody who’d like to participate go ahead

#Tag game

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