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Cries and sobs ilysm thank you for this request

I want Longan to be my parent ngl. Longan and Captain Ice can be my parents iwndeubdj

I’m kinda doing an adopted child that’s a cookie because that fits with Longan and idk adoption yay

When I was writing this my mind was like- can dragons in cookie run even have biological children? Because we have the main 5, but you would think there’d be more if they physically could reproduce, since they’re immortal. Or maybe there is more and we haven’t met them yet, or they can reproduce but just don’t feel any type of need to. Why am I thinking so hard about this it’s a literal game oh well.

Also I now have a hundred followers :0! That’s awesome dudes, thank you to everyone who has followed me jandiwjfi. I’m working on an event for the hundred followers soon, but I’m going to work on a few requests beforehand!

Parental Longan Dragon x reader

~| Longan Dragon is not loving. Not in the slightest, we all know this. They are absolutely horrible with emotions, and tend to hide the ones they do have behind their death glare.

~| Longan had seen plenty of children from a far before, being immortal and probably alive since the dawn of creation, but never had they interacted with one up close. They had never really had the need to have their own child, they thought children to be nuisances and didn’t need to reproduce.

~| So when a small cookie came into their possession, most likely through wandering in their palace or an offering, they didn’t really know what to do with it. ‘It’ was all Longan thought of you as, at first. Not even a living being, just something that moved and liked to nibble on things.

~| Longan would soon accept the fact they now had a child running around their palace. They thought it would be amusing enough to entertain them for a decade or so.

~| They aren’t familiar with parenting at all, and when they figured out they actually had to take care of you to keep you alive (icky, dragons don’t need to be taken care of) they were confused on how to do so. So they passed you off to a very flustered Snake Fruit for a day or so and just sat in their room, sending their eyes to spy on actual parents, where the all-knowing dragon actually learned something knew- how to parent.

~| They still suck ass at parenting. Even though they spy on others on a regular basis to learn what they need to do to keep you alive, they aren’t experienced in it nor good at showing emotions.

~| Longan Dragon did find themself growing very attached to you- your movements intrigued them from a young age, and they always wondered (after they established you actually had a brain) if you even knew what you were doing.

~| They have Snake Fruit help them deal with you on a regular basis, sometimes they just have the snake babysit you for an hour or two, to give themself some peace for a bit. Snake Fruit isn’t good at parenting either, but they’re better than Longan, so at least that’s something.

~| It’s easier for Longan to blow up the entire universe than to be a good parent, but they try their best. They manage to feed you at least two meals a day and shove a water bottle in your face every day.

~| Longan isn’t into any type of touch affection at first, but they will warm up to you after a while. They aren’t comfortable with big touching, like hugs, and will push you away, but small things are alright with them. They like to hold your hand or have you on their knee. Occasionally they’ll let you ride on their shoulders in cookie form, or on their back in dragon form. You always have their horn-stair rail things to grab onto if you end up falling lol.

~| Longan is typically very relaxed with you when they’re the only one in your company (they’re good with Snake Fruit as well), but they get very protective over you if you’re around others. Longan switches up their demeanor very quickly when someone other than you or Snake Fruit comes around, they’re a lot stricter with you and speak much more eloquently, but when they’re gone, the dragon will grant you freedom.

~| Longan will spend quality time with you, mostly just them watching you while you do things, but they’re there, at least. They enjoy it when they’re ready a book to you and you fall asleep beside them or in their lap. They find it oddly endearing, and your silence in sleep is quite adorable to them.

~| They will always read you books if you ask them, but they won’t read child books at all. They will actually read you high level college material, but they will read you some fiction books if you ask- as long as they get to pick the books. Their favorite fiction books to read are about dragons, though they tend to not like the endings, where the dragon typically either fails or straight up gets murdered by the knight. They have rewritten multiple books to where the dragon wins in the end just because they can.

~| Longan is not very good at comforting. If you ever have a bad dream or just need to cry and you go to them, they’ll just be like “oh.” and pat your head. The only time they’ll allow you to hug them is when you’re crying, and they will drape their arm over your back in return. They have had multiple nightmares themself, most of them about you going missing or them watching you die (which will probably happen eventually, if you aren’t immortal and they don’t have some ability to make you immortal or something). You can usually tell the day after they have a nightmare, as they stick around you for a few weeks and are much more protective of you than usual.

~| They’re the type of parent that will, when you do something wrong, say “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” and I will not be convinced otherwise.

~| Longan gives you a lot of big white clothing that tends to match their aesthetic. They like when you’re matching with them, as it shows anyone who may see you who your parent is.

~| Longan doesn’t care what you call them. You could call them Mama, Papa, Baba, or just Longan, they’ll respond to anything. Some of their favorites, though, are Lolo (short and double for Longan) and Iv/Ivy (short for Ivory).

~| Longan will actually do public things with you! They may not allow you to touch them, but they will go shopping, to the theatre, have a restaurant meal, etc with you. They won’t do these things too often, but they will do something with you every few weeks or so.

YESS I LOVE THIS BAB SO MUCH THEY CAN STEAL MY WORLD WHENEVER THEY WANT USBDUEBHF

Just realized Snake Fruit and Affogato are practically the same. Hot little manipulative sidekicks widjeirnwif

Maybe I do have a type

And tysm! I enjoyed writing those so much and my excitement for this snek baby is like- through the roof lol

Snake Fruit x Reader (hugs)!

~| Very clingy. You will not be able to escape them. It was constrain you in place and rub it's head over your shoulder. If you return their 'hug', it will be very happy.

~| Occasionally, you'll feel their tongue flick out and rub against your cheek or jaw. It's more just teasing you than tasting you.

~| They love it when you kiss them anywhere, but their favorite would be just in front of their ears, below it's temple. It just melts into you then.

~| They'll give a small hiss-laugh every once in a while, mostly before kissing you or snuggling against you.

~| Sometimes it's pet/servant snakes will join in on the cuddles, and you'll have a bunch of little snakes wrapped around your arms, legs, and neck while the big one cuddles your middle. It's practically one big, loving, non-squeezing constriction.

~| Sadly, between having to take cake of Longan Dragon's entire palace and their plotting, you won't get much time to snuggle with this snek. You'll never get to cuddle if anyone is in the room either, Snake Fruit won't even allow you to touch them, especially if it's Longan.

~| They aren't into PDA, so you'll only get to cuddle in private. They won't give you any pet names either, it'll just use your name (in private it may use any nicknames you have, like a shorter version of your name).

I'm trying something new this time, I'm going to write in 1st person in Snake Fruit's POV.

I wouldn’t say this isn’t dark but some of this stuff might be out of pocket.

Tw: Implied murder, Mentions of poison + drugs, Snake Fruit gets shot by a Tranquilizer, Drugging, Kidnapping, Stealing, Snake Fruit is both in character and OOC

Rat Poison

To hell with that bastard. I slither across the path of the village. The civilians are loud and obnoxious, easily letting me slip through the shadows. It’s funny really, so unaware of the terror that is soon to come. Speaking of terror...That dragon is such a spoiled brat. Parading around their status of being lucky enough to be born as a dragon. It’s agitating.

Fortunately, I’ll soon be able to take my place as a dragon soon enough. The only thing left to do is for me to absorb a plentiful amount of power. Which will come in due time. 

I find myself in front of a pharmacy; the potent smell of herbs makes me want to gag. It seems to be in business today, although there are no customers. Perhaps there’s an event going on, which explains the crowd gathered around the plaza. I maneuver around to the backside of the building, scouting for an alternative entrance. I can’t let myself be caught after all.

Normally I wouldn’t be such a creep, but with my current mission, I have to be secretive about my identity. Apparently, there’s a cookie that’s trying to poison the dragons--including Longan dragon. I honestly think they’re quite stupid for thinking there’s an open chance to poison such creatures. But then again, it’s not impossible.

I find a small window high up on the second story of the building. I can easily climb up there by calling nearby snakes. I look around for nearby onlookers before communicating to my fellow serpents. 

‘I need to get up on this wall. Help me.’

A few moments later an abundance of snakes gather around me, waiting for my next order.

‘Pile on top of each other, there should be enough of us for me to reach the window.’

The reptilians slowly stack on each other, building a ladder-like structure for me to climb. 

‘Also keep a lookout for other cookies, we can’t let ourselves be caught.’

I gather energy into my tail before springing up onto the ladder formation, gripping the wall for support as I scale the tall building. I successfully reach the small glass opening, peering into the space below. 

A cookie is mixing liquids and chemicals into a concoction, it seems that they’re making poison. Their movements are precise and skilled, expertly stirring ingredients into the disgusting liquid. I hope you choke on rat poison. The thought runs through my head, making me smile in amusement. As you know, they’re a toxicologist (a scientist in poison). Ok never mind that was a horrible joke.

I’m curious; I wonder why they want to kill Longan Dragon? Perhaps they know their motives for destroying all cookies? I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s their motive. It’s the basic but self-explanatory explanation of someone’s purpose for murder.

I won’t deny one thing though: I want them to succeed. It’ll make my path to achieving dragon hood easier. Much easier. Yet I don’t want them to take over either. If they can make poison lethal to dragons, then I don’t even want to imagine what dark plans they have cooking in their head. 

Ugh, this dumb cookie benefits me but also doesn’t. So annoying. 

I’ll have to kill them after Longan dies. That way, I can proceed with my plans smoothly and uninterrupted. Yeah, that should do it. It can’t be too demanding to kill them, especially with the numbers I can easily gather. 

If I were, to be honest, they’re kinda attractive. I mean, those eyes look pretty and that face is cute and- what the hell. I shouldn’t be thinking like this. They’re my enemy. I can’t be down bad for someone I have to murder soon. 

I back off from the window, questioning my existence while doing so. Time to leave. I drop down from the snake-made tower, motioning them to dissemble as I touch the ground. They slide away, returning to their dens.

I’m tired. I’m gonna return to the palace.

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I enter my living space, yawning and flickering my tail. I flop onto my bed, exhausted from my recent trip to the town. I should get paid for this. My eyes feel heavy and I don’t have the energy to think. My sleep-deprived self really needs to get some rest. 

Before I close my eyes I notice some of my trinkets are out of place. Where the fuck is my glass dolphin? I slowly stand up from my bed, heading over to the small shelf I keep my items. Nothing else seems odd, remaining exactly where I put it. 

“Whoever has the AUDACITY to steal my dolphin sshould get ready to be sslapped! Sslapped very harshly!” I angrily seethe, frowning at the empty space; where my beloved glass child resided. 

‘Fellow snakes, did anyone break into my room today?’

They come out from their holes, staring up at me. ‘No, not that we’ve noticed at least.’ 

I snap my head towards the group, the hard frown still plastered on my face.

‘My kin, are you on drugs? CLEARLY, someone stole my Penelope!’

‘First, no we are not on drugs. Second, who’s Penelope?’

‘PENELOPE, MY GLASS DOLPHIN.’

I leave them in the bedroom, powerfully moving towards the lounge/living room. I check my books and possessions, scanning over each corner. “Even my favorite book has been sstolen!” 

One snake approaches me, poking my robes with its tail. 

‘Homie, there’s something I think you should know.’

‘What Nico? That you caused the local animals to die by burning some weird shit outside?’

‘Naw man. I think we were all drugged by some sleeping gas because I remember chilling in the sun when I suddenly felt dizzy and fell asleep. I was one of the first ones to wake up, and I noticed everybody, and I mean everybody was still asleep. That’s when I noticed some of the furniture seemed to be messed with.’ 

I stare at him, eyes wide with confusion and shock.

‘You are one of the creatures Longan Dragon needs to abolish.’

‘Sweet.’

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“I think thiss ‘Y/n Cookie’ broke into my chamberss.” I declare, looking up at my master. Their eyes gleam in the light of the throne room, like a diamond on a wedding ring. They’re sitting on their throne, giving minimal attention to me.

Longan Dragon slightly smirks, as thought, they’re amused by my little scheme, “And why do you assume this?”

Annoyed, I glare at them, my tail swishing side to side in fury. “Well, ssome of my thingss have been stolen. Things that I favor most. Surely they want to cause trouble.”

“Alright, I believe your accusation.” They wave me off, going back to their ever-so-boring activities. 

I really need to get paid to deal with this shit.

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A couple weeks after the break-in incident I find a sickly Longan Dragon on their throne, breathing shallow and on the verge of unconsciousness. They look up at me in need, reaching out to me with what little strength they have. I approach them, asking, “What happened? You sseem very unwell.”

They tug me closer, words airy and raspy, “Poisonous gas.”

My eyes widen, realizing my vulnerability in this situation. I need to escape. I immediately dart off, uncaring if Longan Dragon dies or not. I’m not dying today, especially by that maniac. The halls are long and wide, but I manage to get outside in record time. I probably inhaled some, but being outside is the best option.

I cover my mouth, contemplating to whether escape by swimming in the ocean or stay here and have a higher chance of dying. Both are just as bad. I then hear a giggle, making me flinch in fear. I look behind me, horror filling my heart at the sight in front of me.

It’s Y/n Cookie, holding a tranquilizer.

They smile wickedly, purring, “Dearie, it’s time to go home~” 

I shake my head frantically in response, not wanting to accept my fate.

I yell, “No. No! I’m not getting murdered today! Not when I’m so close to my goal.” Why? Why does nothing ever go right for me? I feel the dart sink into my neck, piercing my body.

“Aww, you look so cute curled up like this. I can’t wait to have you all. To. My. Self.”

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I wake up in a bed, my tail chained to a bed post. I look over to my kidnapper, terrified at what’s going to come next.

“You know, Penelope is really pretty. Just like you~” They laugh, holding Penelope in their hands.

I hope you choke on rat poison.

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I think this is the fastest I’ve ever written something. This only took 3 hours. Which ended up pretty good...Minus the out of pocket things added into it.

Also….

I’M FINALLY DONE. Now I can prepare for my October inbox event.

I followed the request, mostly at least. I added a twist at the end but that’s because I thought it really makes it Yandere to me. I hope you don’t mind haha.

This definitely is not my best work but I think the twist at the end suffice for it.

Tw: Implied Genocide, MC is depresso espresso for the whole thing, betrayal, devastation (MC), Characters forced to be mute (not MC)

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Cookies are simply made to be destroyed. This is the only thought that runs through the mind of Longan Dragon. They’ve always believed this, since the age of dragons and Earthbread’s first beings. And yet, why did they feel so broken at the sight of the tears from a soft little weakling?

It hurts. It bleeds. It’s aggravating. Their heart is consumed by some unexplainable sadness. Why? This shouldn’t be happening. They are the strongest thing alive, a being meant to be cold and ruthless; not some sentimental coward.

“Why do you weep for them?”

The question slips out from their mouth, unmoving from the palace floors. Before them lays Y/n Cookie, a stream of salty liquid cascading down their cheeks as they realize the terror that befell the world. 

“Why? I-I think you know exactly why.”

Longan Dragon stares at them in confusion, pondering a reason why they’re in sorrow. 

“No, I do not know a reason why you would weep.”

Y/n Cookie laughs shakily before exclaiming, "You killed everything! All my friends, the ones I love, and even animals! How could you not know the reason why I'm crying?" They glare at the dragon in fury, rage taking over their prior grief. They slowly stand up, eyes unbreaking from Longan Dragon. In a flurry of emotions, they charge forward while yelling, “Give them back! Make them living again!” They don’t care if it’s futile, any chance to avenge their friends is a worthy reason. 

The dragon effortlessly evades, puzzled about why they’re being attacked. Shouldn’t they be happy? They erased everything for them, including the innocent creatures who once roamed the land. Nothing is going as planned.

If Y/n Cookie is upset, then surely something is missing. Is it an item? Or perhaps a title? They cannot think of any cause that would cause despair and anger. Unless...No, it’s too unworldly. There is no purpose why they would miss the cookies; those filthy and undeserving pastries. 

“Why didn’t you destroy me? I’m a cookie too!” 

A few moments pass and Y/n Cookie continues to sob meanwhile Longan Dragon is in deep thought. Their eyes suddenly widen, realizing the reason why they’re so downhearted. They wanted companionship. There is no other explanation possible for the effects of destroying the world.

What an easy fix. All they need is some company, right?

“I will make a deal with you: stay by my side and I will bring the cookies back to life.” They expectantly stare down at the cookie, eager to hear their answer.

“Yeah right. You’re going to betray me by not bringing them back at all. Plus, I don’t trust you.” They argue, eyes narrowed in disgust. 

“Yes, but what good is it for the one I wanted to save to be depressed? I may think all but dragons are lesser than me, but I am not heartless.”

The duo stare at each other, neither moving from their positions. Finally, Y/n Cookie breaks the silence, “Fine. But if you even dare to not follow the deal then I will make sure that you regret leaving me alive.”

“As you said.”

A bright beam shoots out from Longan Dragon, blinding everything around it. 

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In the palace, Gingerbrave and the others all awaken. They look around and observe each other, but no one speaks. In another room, Y/n Cookie dashes to where their friends reside. 

“Guys! You’re alive!” They stand before the group, eyes bright with hope. 

The cookies do not answer, only blankly watching the now worried cookie.

“Hey...Are you guys alright?” 

“Do not try, their personalities are gone. They cannot speak. All they can do is roam along this earth and survive.” Longan Dragon appears behind Y/n Cookie, putting a hand on their shoulder. They lean down, a vicious smile creeping onto their face.

“I followed the deal; I brought them back to life. I never stated they would be the same…”

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I’m proud of myself this week. I’ve been so productive and getting things done. Just one more request and I open my inbox again…

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