RAD.

I like that this implies that it's a difficult thing for employers to do and that it will take two years to roll it out. Like just write it down girl

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

you're cancelled, btw

yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i don’t know

in paper mario the thousand year door, you can buy a hot dog outside the glitz pit for 10 coins. it restores 5hp and 5fp.

we must be anthro cheetah girls the way i’m going 80 miles an hour and you’re STILL riding my ass

when is it my turn to identify as woman-owned :(

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONIC