Hugo Leclercq Makes Me Cry

This meme transcends language

you know how most zombie movies rely on genre blindness (i.e. no one has ever heard of a zombie before)? I would like to see a movie where zombies are exactly as well-known a staple of media and storytelling as they are now, so everyone who thinks they know what to do is relying on contradictory rules based on like Shawn of the Dead, The Walking Dead, World War Z, 28 Days Later, the Zombie Survival Guide, etc. and ignoring like CDC/WHO health information because they’re convinced their favorite zombie media had to be 100% accurate.

She murdered everybody and I was her witness

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

This is the kind of humor I come here for

the calm before the storm

That’s the kind of power walk you see in a man who’s going to slap it more than once

sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is

girl get rid of him. sell him on depop

girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours 

that’s hysterical