so i got wasted like all my potential

oscar piastri you are allowed to kill someone. as a treat.

"mOnEy WoN't SoLvE aLL yOuR pRoBLeMs" speak for urself $5000 would heal me

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

did anything happen with this

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

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I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this