i'm the main poncho around here

I just wrote down the sappiest, fluffiest, silliest fucking thing my exhausted brain has ever conjured, and it was all inspired by a comment @cowboyemeritus made. I offer it to the Congregation because Copia needs 10,000 happy endings right now.

But first I turned him into a rat. :D And you should go read it on AO3.

Title: Somewhere Out There Pairing: Frater Imperator x F!Reader (you know the one) Rating: This is a goddamn Disney movie with a couple of sex scenes at the end and a sickeningly domestic ending.

Summary: When a rogue demon exploits a moment of self-indulgent sulkiness to curse Copia into rat form, the man quickly loses what little control he's ever exercised over his life. After being captured by a well-meaning Sister of Sin, Copia finds himself delivered to the Dee County Humane Society—and straight into the arms of a shy, sweet shelter worker. Soon enough, you begin to suspect something is different about the little creature, and you're far from the only one. Uncertain who he can trust, just as desperate to return to human form as he is to remain at your side, Copia needs to decide what he's willing to sacrifice to break the curse. But will the precious friendship you've forged survive once you see what—and who—he really is?

Oh, that smirk. 🫠

I've not been taking it well icl

The aftermath of chapter 25.

I'll be the shadow...