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like. each word makes it funnier, i’m dying
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i’m looking up wigs for a cosplay, and i stumbled upon this absolute gem
like. each word makes it funnier, i’m dying

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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I really hope that you were joking in that one post because the “give me all your eggs and bacon” thing was, in fact, parks and rec. Ron Swanson said it.
I have no idea what you’re talking about, all of these quotes are definitely from FMA.
Riza Hawkeye: So, let’s start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now. Barry: Chopping. Riza Hawkeye: Chopping isn’t really an emotion. It’s more of an activity I hope you don’t do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling. Barry: Well, maybe I feel choppy.
What’s up everybody, I think DOGS SHOULD VOTE!
Greed, after getting beat up by Wrath and dragged back to Father
I can’t believe I’m going to have to see Maes Hughes die again, on screen, in 2017, with my very own eyeballs.

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Edward Elric: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.
Alphonse Elric: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Edward Elric: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
Jean Havoc: Hey boss, do we get vacation days?
Roy Mustang: Your job is a vacation. From poverty.
Winry Rockbell: Ling, you disgust me.
Ling Yao: Ah, so you've discussed me.
hello friends, just a teensy house keeping note, now that this blog is ~active~ again.
submissions are open, but i do monitor them! please do not submit anything offensive (most swearing and minor vulgarity is fine), also keep the quote as ‘in-character’ as possible. i will try to keep this blog more or less up to date, and let’s all have a good time! <3
also--promo-ing myself-- because that’s a thing i can do, my main blog is here, come hang out if you like star wars, books, and sci fi. :D
I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.
Edward Elric

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And with just two posts you've made my day! :D
<3
Edward Elric: Why is everyone staring at me?
Jean Havoc: You just called Mustang “dad”. You said “thanks, dad”.
Edward Elric: What? No I didn’t, I said “thanks, man”.
Roy Mustang: Do you see me as a father figure, Fullmetal?
Edward Elric: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me.
Riza Hawkeye: Hey! Show your father some respect!
I’m one of you now. Prettier and different and better, but one of you.
Greedling, joining Ed and the chimaeras
what if i started updating this blog again...
Hey, yo, I’m just like my country, I’m young, scrappy, and hungry, and I’m NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.
Ling Yao

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yes hi i just found this blog and 1) it is brilliant and hilarious and i love it and 2) i am going to sumbit a lot of things. mostly hamilton lyrics. uh. sorry in advance.
PLEASE. I’m all about Hamilton these days!
Riza: *wears a dress for Hughes' wedding*
Maes: That dress looks great! I bet it'd look better on Roy's floor.
Roy: ...Are you hitting on Hawkeye...for me?