ma'am this is a wendy's

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results