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I have created an absolute abomination... I love it
Cassandra O'brein, trans icon, immortalized in a crochet blanket.
No I shant be moisturizing her
if i saw this you have to see it too
this is magnificent

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Rocky fix all miscommunication. All hail Rocky.
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one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
made this instead of doing my PT exercises
I love when harsh training doesn't work.
Whumpee never wants to be weak again, so they push themself further and further on the training grounds. Seeking out opponents with a reputation for going all out, then for going too far. Goading their sparring partners into attacking them for real. Secretly conjuring up magical constructs who won't hesitate to draw live steel. Training until their callouses tear open, until their muscles scream, until they throw up (and wipe their mouth and get back to it), until they pass out in the dust.
And it doesn't work. They flinch at the sound of a sword unsheathing. They get sloppy and irrational. They get weak.
It's frustrating. They're furious at themself for it, and all they can do is try harder. They just want to improve! They have to get better! Why are they just getting worse?

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I can't get over how human Simon was. He apologised for his outbursts, even when punching the sub at one point, he repeatedly apologised for the radiation in the exact same way like he was still reeling from the shock of that information. Whenever the oxygen ticked down you can see a new wave of horror washing over him that he needs to take a second to cope with. When Ava gives him the login details he stumbles on remembering control-shift-9 never mind the password she rattled out.
They managed to present a man with a dark past and anger issues who is also not a monster. He is a human being desperate to survive and nobody even knows his name anymore. The closest thing he had to a family he resents but still obviously misses terribly as he clings to that pendant and shakes.
And Ava. Ava too. She's in an impossible situation. She doesn't want more humans to die. She has no idea how much damage radiation has done to her. This man, who she thought was a heartless killer, is begging and pleading and apologising like a child and it's getting increasingly harder to lie to him that he's going to be ok. Her screaming and begging that this is bigger than him is so achingly desperate I can still feel it, humanity is almost entirely gone. I fully believe that she hates this as well, all of it, but if she doesn't follow orders and take calculated risks then what else is there to keep her tethered and sane? What else can she cling to? They're almost entirely alone in an empty universe. She needs this hope.
any ideas for a royal/political arranged marriage, but (against all expectations) both are into it?
Leading up to the ceremony ‣ knowing they would not be thrilled, the couple is not informed of the arrangement until it is set in stone and only few weeks away ‣ A had to be locked up and guarded in the days leading up to the wedding to make sure they don‘t run away ‣ B had to physically be dragged to A‘s kingdom
Right before the ceremony ‣ A threatens to stab their promised spouse upon meeting them at the altar ‣ B is threatened by their parents about making a scene during the wedding ‣ both expect the other to be much older than themself, arrogant, or otherwise undesireable ‣ “Is that a knife in your sleeve? Give me that, you are not killing your spouse before the vows are even read!”
During the ceremony ‣ the promised couple meets at the altar… and both wonder why their parents failed to mention that their promised spouse is H O T ‣ both relaxing as they make little comments during the ceremony, matching each other's freaks ‣ both only having prepared passive aggressively insulting vows and either reading them with matching smirks or improvising new ones
During the reception ‣ the newly weds ignore almost everyone else because conversation is so good between them ‣ intense chemistry, to a point that the new in-laws fear the couple will sneak into the bushes together ‣ “You're not gonna like this, but up until an hour ago I was sure I was gonna have to kill you to be able to escape.” “Oh no, me too. But then I saw you, and… Well, I reconsidered.” “Likewise.” ‣ bonding over their mutual distaste for their parents' overreach ‣ “Most dissappointing that my parents will get to gloat about finding me a good match.” “I understand. We can always make them regret it by being horrible together.” “Perfect.”
No because I think most people have agreed that Grace’s nickname is “Angel” but what if Simon’s nickname was “Flower”🫠😭😭
Simon has been painted as this terrifying, violent man literally given the name The Butcher, but Grace who gets to see the real Simon knows that he is kind, sensitive, and empathetic. Calling him Flower to associated him with something beautiful and delicate like do we see the vision??? Am I painting a picture here??? Flowers can find a way to grow and thrive in harsh conditions just like Simon never giving up his desire to live.😭😭🥹
Also like the parallels of them representing heaven and earth. Grace the angel from the Hail Mary and Simon the flower from Eden like IS IT COMING TOGETHER HERE PEOPLE AHSNDJRBEJHFRB
I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!
Simon's nickname is "Dandelion".
While dandelions are often seen as weeds due to their persistent nature and ability to grown just about anywhere with enough sunlight, they are in fact completely edible at virtually all stages of their development and are ridiculously easy to prepare. The edible stalks and leaves are horrifically bitter, but pair well with savory flavors, and the flowers can be boiled for syrup!
Fitting for a man who clings to life with everything in him, no?
Injecting this into my bloodstream as we speak😭
Excellent!
its good to acknoweldge the hollowness of revenge but sometimes you really do just need a story about someone who gets hurt and then kills and kills and kills and kills their enemies. its cathartic, babey.
"there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's no point in killing you" and "there's nothing that can bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you" are two themes that can and should co-exist
"nothing will ever undo what you did to me, so killing you solves nothing" and "nothing will ever undo what you did to me, but at least i can make sure you won't do it to anyone else" are also themes that can and should co-exist
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This designer is delightfully fairycore, and should definitely be checked out for whimsy
now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"
as soon as those spare pairs run out, gonna have to call this man Dotor aptain Ryland Grae because he won’t be able to fuckin C
Hi yes everyone who makes any sort of media about Stratt hallucinating Grace after she shot him into space I would like to wish you a very loving WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE IT BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE NOT ALREADY ENOUGH DOOMSDAY VIBES TO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY ARE
@to-be-kind-takes-work Ghost Grace
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
Whumpee only behaving when Caretaker's in the room.
A nightmare hospital patient, resisting, struggling and uncooperative until caretaker walks in.
On team meetings, they're difficult, heated and argumentative from start to finish, until caretaker joins and they're all like:

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"THEN THE WEIGHT WILL BE LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS AND I WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THE BLOOD OCEAN AND CURL UP IN RYAN GOSLING'S ARMS AND JUST *SOBS* I'M SAFE FINALLY"
– BATSHIT INSANE MARKIPLIER FRIDAY MAY 29TH 2026
marriage of convenience that slowly turns into a love marriage - but both of them believe is one sided is such a delicious trope