Some Dude

I'm at the point in my current skein of yarn that it looks like a fleshlight that's been used to many times.

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?