sharp teeth

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

this economy is so fucked already when am i going to have time to lay seven more sinister eggs. i'll be lucky if i can lay a single ominous egg at this rate

The Moon appears to have been caught in the branches of a dead tree

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

its my day off

um. cut him in half

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is