Follow the Yellow Brick Road--

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Screaming

Any word with a prime number of syllables, no use of the letter “e”, an etymology connected to a Germanic language and that rhymes with at least 3 words the caster has heard in the last 7.52 hours.

“I hate you and I hope you fucking die” for a healing/buff spell

Relevant Vine references

“Will you marry me? This isn’t the command word I promise, I’m actually in love with you, run away with me and marry me”

The entire text of Finnegans Wake.

“Like and subscribe”

“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘item’ as…”

Incredibly harsh swear words. Like, unprintably harsh. Jesus christ.

A very prolonged slurping noise

A rick-roll

“Yum Yum Yummers!”

A complex word in an ancient and eldritch language long lost to time and unpronounceable to human tongues, rendering the item completely useless.

Silence. Any time you’re not talking the item activates

This feels like a good way to make an extra powerful item unusable by the PCs, but usable by a single special bad guy. 

WORM?

Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake

Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended