Crunchatize me, captain

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

hang on i gotta google something

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me