true self is without form.

Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?

my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

you can't kill yourself girl i already bought us tickets to do everything ever

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

wakes up and goes to my assigned security guard position standing near a barrel that’s bright red and has a flame printed on it

u wanna come fuck this Uncrustable® pussy??