I got out

I think there should be girls appreciating my boobs rn

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

A fun fact about me is that it feels really good to cum inside me

Came a mere ten inches from being hit in the head by a falling crabapple this morning.

Glad you avoided it. If you get hit in the head by a crabapple, you develop a theory of why things fall down, but it's one of the shitty pre-Newtonian ones, like that the earth is flat plane accelerating though space at 10 meters per second per second.

So logically then if I was hit by a durian or a coconut I could have invented faster-than-light travel. Alas.

Yep. That's actually why people see stars when they get hit in the head really hard. Sadly, the effect is short-lived.

lifestyle tip: you can use Teeth on Girls to get Soft Moans

we could get the US legislative system to pass ANY bill if we named it after Charlie Kirk

the Charlie Kirk Bill proposed by Im June Bitch will socialize healthcare in the US

The bill will make it so more people can access hospitals, something I'm sure Charlie Kirk wanted in the moment (access to a hospital, that is)

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?