I got out

liking girls with glasses when you are a girl with glasses is objectively funny

like...clack clack. you know

god everything sucks. i'm gonna kill [remembers suicidal thoughts are bad for me][remembers whose fault it all really is] my dad

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

I wish I had prepared a quip in advance but to be honest I did not expect us to reach this part of the timeline this quickly. I thought I had way more time.

Wait. How about "Claude is dead and we killed him"?

Claude is dead and we have killed him

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

crashout victims memorial foundation

learned today that xclip-copyfile works for downloading a file over ssh and this knowledge feels so cursed to me. what do you mean i can just do that.

*in the tone of that one peg box tiktok* galaxy spectrum? that's right. it goes in the x11 clipboard

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband