I got out

reblog if u wanna fuck prev <3

girl who has you pinned. girl who is bigger and stronger than you. girl who in spite of this is looking at you like a lost puppy. girl who is whining and trembling with need. girl who locks eyes with you and frantically mutters “pleasepleasepleaseplease” under her breath. lustdrunk mutt who waits for permission to take what it wants despite knowing it could at any time. dog who is so so so so good.

imagine if werewolf knots were square

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

let's play a special game called "fleshlight." it's where I give you medicine that makes you fall asleep and then I jerk myself off with your limp unconscious body

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

This is such a beautiful thing

Jesus christ

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

I am making everyone remember normal goose

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

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