I got out

The deal with airline food is that the chefs fuck the food with their big dicks.

🦠 #my crobe

TIP: in the event of REALLY HIGH, you can HUMP ANOTHER GIRL like a PLUSHIE for like half an hour have the BEST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS, you can HUMP YOUR PLUSHIE like ANOTHER GIRL for like four hours have the WORST ORGASM OF YOUR LIFE about it

TIP: in the event of LONELY WITH NO DRUGS OR PLUSHIES you can CRY for like four hours and have NO ORGASMS about it

yeah the hero lead our whole party into a forcefem dungeon so thats why we're all girls now. to be honest its fine. we're all happier this way, but it has messed with out synergy. our knight turned into a shortstack and now her old armor doesnt fit, but she refuses to buy a new and just uses her shield to defend herself. it works but her tunic leaves nothing to the imagination and its really fucking distracting

our cleric is dealing with the fact that it was only so easy to keep up her vow of chastity because she hated the idea of having sex as a man. we keep telling her that her magic has nothing to do with not having sex but i guess its a lot of shame to unlearn. unfortunately she is REALLY horny and keeps getting lost in fantasy and thinking out loud while healing us.

the hero is the worst of it. shes mostly normal until we're fighting any women, and then shes so eager to give up. she starts acting like we have no chance and we need to give up and surrender. then she starts taking off her armor and clothes. she often does this after taking out any men we're fighting on her own so no one really buys, but they're so confused im able to blast any one left with magic, but i dont whats gonna happen if she does this with a woman i cant take out.

No, I am NOT jealous that im the only one the forcefem dungeon left "flat chested." Im not even flat! I have b cups!

lays my epic lesbian egg

what the, op must have been a cute and delightful princess when she wrote this

im not always horny. but im always like 30 seconds of fantasizing away from being absurdely horny.

So many little ways that hatred of some underclass — immigrants, the homeless, the young — requires making things worse for everyone so those in the under class don't get anything nice either. Whole smorgasbord of shooting yourself in the foot out of spite

have to keep ourselves poorer just to keep brown people out. can't have public bathrooms because the homeless might use them. have to play high-pitched noise to keep teens away. we are letting the cruelest people among us make our lives worse so they can be hateful

claude doesn't know my blog, thankfully

early tumblrina records suggest a composite figure named "Yorick" composed of a number of different individuals throughout the 2010s and 2020s. these figures varied by sexuality (some straight, some gay, some bisexual) and fixations (elves, anime, blowing up penis with big bomb), but all are generally believed to have been male.

they're gonna make me gay in the ancestor simulation aren't they...