valve out facing the world

PROPAGANDA:

[Tenna]

"Because he's a TV."

"I just DO, I’m unbelievably down bad for him. He 100% laid that egg that he has, Spamton for sure knocked him up and left him with that egg. Now it’s my turn to knock that TV up."

"He keeps an egg from his ex in the closet that he's ashamed of anyone finding out about, but treats as a daughter. Said egg is hidden inside his official plush. The TV is canonically eggnant. Creator also called him a handsome, apron-wearing older husband. I mean, come on."

"He’s already so desperate and needy for attention you can’t tell me he wouldn’t love it."

"I haven't even played Deltarune but the art is so amazing! it's convinced me that Tenna MUST be mpregged."

"It might fix him."

"Okay so the entirety of The Lore takes like an hour to explain so I will skip that and instead talk about the merch pipis stuff. The offical plushies merch have secret bonus stuff sew inside. For Tenna he has a pipis- something that looks like a blue egg. In canon Tenna has a special pipis he keeps safe and hidden and calls it his darling daughter. Pipis (so far) is exclusively made by a different character, Spamton. Tenna and Spamton have fraught history together to the point where they honestly come across as messily divorced. Spamton's plushie *also* had a hidden pipis inside so the meme is that they got each other pregnant."

"We need more pipis in this world <3 also Smapton."

"THEY CAN TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT IN THE DIVORCE, BUT NOT HIS KID."

"Pipis."

[Rung]

"10 out of 10 mutuals agree: That man is submissive and breedable! People with him as a blorbo-in-law want him pregnant. My DM's are FULL of Rung Pregnant Propaganda Testimonials!"

"His special skill is making crystals that can be used to make Transformers."

"Most of Rung of the Pious Pool's narrative revolves around his ability to 'get pregnant' (as much as a Cybertronian in a species of asexual mechanicals who emerge from the ground or are constructed cold in factories can) and his lack of reproductive justice, given the Functionist Timeline. I have a 23 slide PowerPoint about him. If Rung makes it onto the poll I will polish and publish the PowerPoint as a full thesis dissertation. Threat and promise both."

PROPAGANDA:

[Drift]

"Look at him; he's got childbearing hips. Fanfics [1] and [2]."

[Baby]

"Honestly idk I'm not a fan of him but it feels wrong adding all the saja boys and not him so here he is."

Like seriously before I got into transformers I thought it was all powerscalers but nope man impregnators