Acidic Vagina

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

microdosing on killing myself by getting a job

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

have you ever been cheated on?

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

the idea of john cena sitting down to watch supernatural, getting to the gunnar lawless episode and being like “oh dean is bi for sure” and then getting to later seasons and saying “oh he’s bi and in love with his best friend” and then getting to 15x18 and feeling so strongly about it that he tweets about love confessions said too late and then follows a bunch of destiel accounts is so. so funny.

Tumblr sure is a good way to learn about what's happening on twitter.

what is it about ….. grocery shopping….. being in the kitchen ….. why is it only fun when ur alone..