anti-fascist

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

DAMN YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME CHOPPED! CURSE YOU, FOR MAKING ME UNC! 67 ! 67 ! 67 !! YOU CANNOT DROWN A MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATHE!!!

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

dunk and egg tbh

I actually think he’d let egg get away with this

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

...the water that turned the freaking frogs gay?

...Oh yeah.

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Love it when people in political discussions treat "this will cause millions of deaths" as a definitionally absurd, hyperbolic argument and not a thing that actually happens and has happened many times in the past and is in fact currently happening in many parts of the world. Like yeah, that's politics. That's statecraft. That's what the stakes are. Didn't you know?