The Last Cut is the Cheapest

Ben Carson coughs into his hand, then announces that President Buck Mulligan is organizing a day of prayer.  Praise be.  Every day it’s more stupid.  That lady behind him wants to spank him. 

I think it’s fair to ask how the Arctic Ocean got chlamydia.

i feel like there should be a 3rd option here...

It depends on many things.  

Small Bees feeding off our tears  

Wow.  I’ve sure been missing out on a lot. How does one get “proclivities”?  At Costco?  One other thing:  I’m totally willing to serve and help the Anti-Christ any way I can. Waiting for the call.  

It’s amazing that an American President (or anyone) would say such a thing. It’s pure incitement to violence. Please keep this idiocy on your side of the border.  

From the department of unconstitutional head-gear.  How is a hijab different from that lady’s big hair do?  And what is that thing Tucker Carlson has on his head? What’s hiding underneath?  He would be a lot funnier if he took that thing off.

This is the classic ‘have you stopped beating your wife’ question.  There’s no gag order.  There are legal requirements in some respects for confidentiality, and a case that’s still before the courts. The PM has no control over that.  He’s also insulting Jody Wilson-Raybould by implying she’s the type of person that would follow a “gag order”.  Just she strike you as that type?  What a stupid man. 

Holy shit, you’ve got to be kidding.  Turn that gaslight up a bit hotter.

Number of Candidates nominated for the 2019 Alberta election by Party, and with the % of candidates that are women.

Jesus Christ, it gets weirder every day.   It seems counter-intuitive but it makes a lot of sense that it would be an insult. As far as i know there's never been an indigenous person in that role. (very few in govt to begin with) Trudeau could have got better advice on this before making the offer. And Butts seemed quite tone deaf on why it was an issue. The unintended casualty in all this is implementing Truth and Reconciliation, which is behind as it is. And the little progress made so far would be wiped out completely by a Scheer govt.

“Once again”.   I’m not sure scientists would ever have studied this were it not for the bogus Andrew Wakefield study, which started the whole myth about vaccines and autism.  Of course false science goes viral easier than real science.  I’m sure these scientists would rather be studying the real causes of autism rather than putting out these stupid fires all the time.  Well at least we’re no longer arguing about climate change.