every pole’s a goal

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

something stupid this way sucks

Does anyone else know about the version of the "I used to be so scared of vampires" but someone changed vampires to danny devito post where someone changed it AGAIN from danny devito to eamon de valera. I know I didn't hallucinate it

tonight we let the peglar papers talk