Eh

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

My eyes….

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

STOP

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

exeggcute and exeggutor’s english names always pissed me off and confused me cause exeggcute’s name is a pun of “execute” and i guess they wanted the word “cute” in it but then exeggutor DOESN’T have the c even though it’s a pun of “executor” which still has a c in it so what the fuck. i can never keep it straight

Bidoof’s name always pissed me off because it’s dumb as shit and also stupid

Schrodinger’s Nap: where you are both too tired to do things and awake enough to not fall asleep so you just lie in bed with your eyes closed suffering.

STOP

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

i was already feeling the seriousness of this post until the last gif asdfghjkl