Cyberfunk Dystopia

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

@balrogballs

The hardest part of being a substitute teacher is sometimes a twelve year old walks into your classroom wearing a ten-gallon cowboy hat for no reason and you cannot under any circumstances say "hell yeah"

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to