your designer heart still beats with common blood

i saw a meteorite burning up in the sky tonight and my first thought was “dam who got kicked out of heaven this time”

where's that picture that ruined my life

its goTS A FUZZY HEAD!!!!!

What the Vulcans' really meant.

obviously the objectification is the main problem with the seven of nine catsuit, that practically goes without saying, but i note that one thing is not often mentioned so let me say it: it's Fuck Ugly. they did all that work to practically vacuum seal her in that thang and for what? it looks like shit.

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines