Therapy Sounds Boring

I just stuck my leg out to fake trip my brother but he just kept walking and since he’s so much bigger then me I just pivoted like a revolving door.

these little camera-flash-quick images of quiet horror were like an emotional sucker punch to start with, but the inclusion of Bert somehow ramps it up to 11

I fucking miss Uncle Phil man 😥🤧

I miss the freedom TV shows had in the 90s to do random shit like this. 

and welcome

to

the

jam

This aged well

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

t’anks boss 

means alot ta ‘ear you’s say dat boss

LET’S DRIVE INTO THE SUN WITH THIS CAR

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

YEA WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

when I procrastinate to the very last minute and almost ruin my life but somehow it works out

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

a form of indian poetry, keh (say) mukarni (denial) is an interesting genre of riddles played between two young women, where one of them describes something in a way that it is mistaken by the other girl as her beloved, and finally turns out to be something completely different

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

Yup! This is so real!

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

Adam was a fuck boy?

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

FUCK

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need