Kyrie: Sweetie, is everything alright?
Nero, smiling: Yeah, just thinking about Dante and Vergil again.
Kyrie: Are you worried about them?
Nero: Yeah. They've been gone for like a year now. Are they ever going to come back? Are they even alive? Have they been fighting demons the entire tim-
*suddenly their door gets kicked open*
Nero immediately grabbing his gun: What the hell?!
Dante: Yep! And that's not all!
Vergil, walking in with milk: I have returned too.
Vergil: Dante said fathers should return with milk after being gone for a long time.
Nero: That's a joke for deadbeat dads.
Vergil, nodding: Ah. *Turns to Dante* Can I talk to you outside for a minute?
Dante: Hand your boy Yamato and I will.
Vergil:......fine. *hands Yamato to Nero*
*both Dante and Vergil walls outside*
Nero:....he only handed me the sheath.
Dante, muffled: God damnit!
Kyrie:.......is this going to be our new normal?
*multiple royal guard noises are heard*
One of the orphans upstairs: GUYS, THERE ARE TWO HOBOS FIGHTING IN THE FRONT!
Orphan kid: WAIT NO! ITS ONE HOBO AND UNCLE DANTE!
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