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Kyrie: Sweetie, is everything alright?

Nero, smiling: Yeah, just thinking about Dante and Vergil again.

Kyrie: Are you worried about them?

Nero: Yeah. They've been gone for like a year now. Are they ever going to come back? Are they even alive? Have they been fighting demons the entire tim-

*suddenly their door gets kicked open*

Nero immediately grabbing his gun: What the hell?!

???: We're back, baby!

Nero: Dante?!

Dante: Yep! And that's not all!

Vergil, walking in with milk: I have returned too.

Nero:......why the milk?

Vergil: Dante said fathers should return with milk after being gone for a long time.

Nero:......*snorts*

Vergil: What?

Nero: That's a joke for deadbeat dads.

Vergil, nodding: Ah. *Turns to Dante* Can I talk to you outside for a minute?

Dante: Hand your boy Yamato and I will.

Vergil:......fine. *hands Yamato to Nero*

*both Dante and Vergil walls outside*

Nero:....he only handed me the sheath.

Dante, muffled: God damnit!

Kyrie:.......is this going to be our new normal?

*multiple royal guard noises are heard*

Nero: I think so.

One of the orphans upstairs: GUYS, THERE ARE TWO HOBOS FIGHTING IN THE FRONT!

*5 seconds passes*

Lo’ak : *stumbles over his own tail, goes rogue every chance he gets, punches Aonung*

Ronal : …don’t say it.

Tsireya : I want this one.

Ronal : No!

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