it's only late, you have time

Food Fighters

Led Zephyr

Make her shorter if you must

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Draw this in your style

Wow we're almost 4800 on Instagram, thank you!!! Let's make a DTIYS to celebrate! You can share your art here or on Instagram! Tho the winner will be announced on Instagram (and if they're from here, I'll DM you) 😊

🎁 I'll pick TWO winners for a merch price : prints and stickers of your choice with a max value of 30€. One winner is choose by lottery, the other is my favorite creation. I will ONLY contact the winners via my account and I'll make an announcement on IG story.

🩸 You have until I reach 5k followers to finish your creation! (so that's plenty of time is the algo is what it is~)

🩸 Craft / cosplays / drawings are very welcome

lots of spare planets up there

The more I think about it, the more I think fuck this “real world” decision and its bullshit explanation. The implications are awful if you think about it for longer than a couple hours and it borders on character assassination.

Nevermind the fact that Crowley chose to erase himself and Aziraphale from existence, which has been talked about to death as unfair and unnecessary, it isn’t even the just thing to do. This wasn’t a noble sacrifice for the good of humanity, it was a defeatist act by someone who had lost all hope and is just finally too tired for the messy work of making things better. Aziraphale and Crowley weren’t the ones who wiped the slate clean, sure, but they were explicitly given the offer to put it all back. They chose not to, and to me that complacency matters.

It was them who pointed out that tossing life away, whether it be one person or the whole world, to create some spiffy, new and improved thing is cruel. It doesn’t matter that the humans set to die in God’s flood turned out “wrong”. They’re here anyway and deserve to keep living and making mistakes. Nevermind the Heaven-approved children Job will be rewarded with, what about his children now? Are they so worthless as to be interchangeable?

Heaven and Hell don’t understand humanity because they don’t see billions of individuals, they see the singular, conceptual entity of human-kind meant to serve its purpose in the great plan. Aziraphale and Crowley saw Anathema, Adam, Madam Tracy, Shadwell, Nina, Maggie, Mrs. Sandwich, etc. God makes it clear this new world would be a reset, and they still go through with it without a passing thought for the loss of those people.

Nightmares + Subconscious thoughts

I wonder if they saw each other during the great war