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i mean for fuck's sake they cut out a lot of the important bits, e.g. the Nobody scene. i mean come on. THE NOBODY SCENE?? "Oh it doesnt translate into modern dialogue"? bitch heres a suggestion "Whats your name?" "Nobody" WOWWW MIND BLOWING I KNOW RIGHT. AND THE FUCKING OLIVE TREE BED THING. LIKE HELLO? Yeah let's cut out scenes that add character to Odysseus (pride and hubris) and Penelope (wit).

ALSO! THEY WERE USING VIKING SHIPS. SORRY, LAST I HEARD THE ODYSSEY WAS ABOUT A BUNCH OF ANCIENT GREEK PEOPLE. NOT VIKINGS??? HELLOO??

also also. the hospitality law thing they talk about as "Zeus' law"? its called Xenia. Literally you cannot online find a single article or webpage referring to it as "Zeus' law" from before Nolan's Odyssey was released...

also the Circe scene... um. where.. where was the uh. the plant. thats given to Odysseus by Hermes. like. its kinda an important part of that scene?

also the whole. uh. wind god storm in a bag scene? Odysseus' men opening the bag? Odysseus being literally able to fucking see Ithaca and then storm? the being so close to home and then shit hits the fan? hello?

also the lotus eaters.

like i understand its a film so they have to cut bits out. but. maybe. if you're going to cut the important bits of a scene, cut the whole damn scene.

Drinking Diet Coke

Messy hair

diy clothes projects

with the clones using their wildly different hair styles/dyes and piercings and tattoos to help differentiate each other. it becomes identifying features, and so they stick to those chosen looks forever.

which results in hilarious moments such as:

Obi-Wan, cuts off the mullet: hello there 212th, collectively raising their blasters: who the fuck are you and how did you get on this ship?

Mace Windu, coming back from a long and tedious time at the temple going over reports and strategies and redirecting senators with a scruffy beard: good morning Commander Ponds, internally: omg omg omg when did they start cloning jedi? or has General Windu always had a brother? is this a test? is this an imposter? Windu: I know, the beard is untidy, I was planning on shaving in my quarters once we were in hyperspace Ponds: ... of course sir.

Plo, who's eye protection was compromised during the last battle and has to use his backup pair: Wolffe: *snarling* Plo: I will refrain from wearing the orange ones if it makes you that uncomfortable Wolffe. they are a bit gaudy but they were a gift from my niece. Wolffe: ... buir?

Corrie shiny: *does somethjng ridiculously stupid*

Palpatine: *eyes flash yellow in rage*

Thorn: *shoots Palpatine on instict, no thoughts, able to evade force danger warning system*

Palpatine: *dead*

Jedi: *stunned*

Senate, collectively: omg the clones are rebelling- holy shit we are all gonna die!

Thorn: OK lets mobalize men! Imposter is neutralized. Time to find where they took the real Chancellor!

Prompt: Cuddle Ship: Fox/Fives Rated: G .

Fox doesn’t cuddle, especially with overly cocky, bratty ARC Troopers with obnoxiously charming smiles. 

“They let you get away with this in the five hundred and first?” He sneers as his face is pressed into Fives’s bare chest, and he admits that maybe it’s kind of nice to feel this sort of intimate contact outside of needy, desperate sex. 

“And more,” Fives chuckles as he cards his fingers through the guard’s hair, slick with sweat from previous activities. 

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

harris is chronically online and he somehow convinced his favourite team to pay him to be that way

Unless.

You consider that the Metros know that Shane absolutely does know how to fight. They've all done checking clinics with Shane. They've all wrestled and roughhoused with Shane. He's strong and he's fast and he wants to win.

The Metros understand that Shane doesn't fight, not because he can't, but because he's a little too good at it. And Shane generally doesn't even like violence. He likes to win by playing the game, not hurting the other team.