Ciao

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

skill issue. i understand it completely

op are you a hobbit

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

lowkey kristi noem living life like a john waters character

existing in this world as a deeply sensitive person geninuely feels like being sanded down into nothing

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual

The Olympics are all about watching the most unbelievable feat of human athleticism you’ve ever seen in your life only for the announcers to cut in at deafening decibels to say “Another CATASTROPHIC mistake on that turn”

there’s yuri for everyone with eyes to see…esp bc that lady legit wants her badddd. like do we think she picked the dress out herself or got someone to do it?

one more thing. if a character ascends to godhood/divinity/some form of power that makes them practically omnipotent and no longer human. and they had a partner before that who didn’t rise with them. you are legally required to make that situation as terrifying as it would rightly be. it’s bad enough to get the attention of a god. it is ruinous to be loved by one. that is not the person you knew anymore. that is something that never has to let you leave, or have secrets, or disobey it. it will fix every problem you so much as glance at, and it will shower you in grace and gifts until you drown, and it will make you a holy artifact in its own story. you have to understand, it doesn’t remember how horrible death is, so it strikes you to cinders like a snide comment and brings you back with an apology it needs you to accept. that is how it’s going to love you forever, because it might not be inclined to let you die.