Green Eyed Monster

DM after failed stealth roll: Hmm… You try to sneak around but you’re dummy thicc and the clap from your ass cheeks alerts the guards. Roll for initiative.

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

world of warcraft impossible ears

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

you made this post a lot worse thanks

you’re welcome

bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

Okay I know what you meant but you sound like a murderer

#i love how the normal jobs are lawyer and dominatrix (via @warlockzhara)

sorry the what? the what moray

I personally had an emotional breakdown because of this manga having a character I felt so connected to so definitely give it a read my dudes.