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opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

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usipukha

All that remains // Family

Hawke's family in the old days

chevalierlogan

A deep ache of nostalgia came over Isseya as she lifted herself into the well-worn saddle. This would be, in all likelihood, their last flight.

Last year @dragonageannual comics with Isseya and the JUSTICE arcana theme.

penny-anna

Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:

You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.

Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:

He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.

Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:

And this:

He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.

penny-anna

The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.

Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.

penny-anna

Regarding some comments in the notes:

Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.

He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.

I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.

It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??

Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.

sapphim

Hawke, If you're still looking for ways to raise coin, there's a Rivaini ship captain staying at the Hanged Man. My sources say she's hiring people to help her with business here in Kirkwall. Better yet, she apparently came from Denerim, so she shouldn't have any problems working with Fereldans. I'd highly recommend meeting her, and not just because of this business of hers. From what I've heard, she's the fastest blade in Llomerryn. We might want to bring her along on the expedition, or at least get her out of the Hanged Man before she starts a brawl. Sincerely, Varric Tethras

So I guess Isabela's recruitment quest was initially supposed to be introduced via the letter desk?

sapphim

dear hawke, this hot and dangerous woman is going to kill people in my favorite dive bar. please encourage her to kill people outside of my favorite dive bar. your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated. love, varric

sapphim

Hawke, Isabela's back. She seems more peevish than I remember and kept making snide comments about "the Champion of Kirkwall." I thought you two had settled that argument over the Qunari relic, or was I wrong? Could you come over to the Hanged Man and have it out with her once and for all? She still owes me twenty silvers, and I don't want to bring up it up while she's in this mood. Varric

decided to check for more cut letters from Varric and this was the only other one! bitxh why do u keep slipping these letters into my mailbox while im out just be normal lmaoooooo 😭

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friendly reminder that nott the brave knows four languages and is second only to caleb "eidetic memory" widogast in intelligence

gendercents

even friendlier reminder that she once made viable acid in the back of a moving cart and has amateur glassmaking skills

all-pacas

friendly reminder that nott managed to reverse engineer a gun and bullets in order to craft her own ammunition, and reassemble the gun afterwards in a world where none of the party (but her!) had even heard of gunpowder or dynamite before.

vethany

friendly reminder that while caleb did teach her magic, they share very few spells, and two of them she knew first meaning that, though he taught her the basics, she figured out the vast majority on her own.

all-pacas

friendly reminder that while caleb and beau tend to be the ones to roll investigation in the party, it is nott who has the highest investigation of the mighty nein — meaning that if you hand everyone the same puzzle, it is nott — not caleb — who has the best chance of figuring out what it does.

ofstarstuff

At one of the absolute lowest moments of her life, when she was alone, miserable, and dealing with extra layers of dysmorphia, she:

Managed to escape captivity, again

Created a new name for herself by anagraming her own name, and did so with tragicomedy

Learned how to pick lock and disarm traps (some. the rope ones. let's not get overexcited here)

Learned Thieves' Cant, which is no joke--it's more a complex code than a language

Left her entire life behind in search of a solution to the problem her own self had become

Learned how to spot an enemy's weak spots and use them to her advantage in a way few other people manage

And that's before she even meets anyone else. This is all stuff she likely puzzled out on her own, alone, homeless and starving, because no one else would trust a goblin. This is all stuff a terrified 25-year-old woman from a little farming village figured out by herself, while keeping her eyes on her goal, keeping her delightfully sharp sense of humor, and keeping a soft heart under all that nervous bluster.

And that's at level 1.

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

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TV Appreciation Week 2024 : Day 7 : Free choice → Favourite show nobody watched (Galavant)

♫ Give into the miracle that no one thought we'd get. ♫

lkblackham

This series was a non-stop parade of absolute bangers and it deserved so much better

joshuaballsett

why does the stargate from stargate take so goddamn long to open jesus fecking christ do we need to do the whole ordeal every time

skodasforge

The Stargate™ from Stargate™ was designed to appeal to the audiences nostalgia for Rotary Telephones and invoke the contemporary technology of Dial-up Internet so yeah it had to do the whole ordeal every time.

pmamtraveller

"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"

by A.F. Vandevorst.

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sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

cherrydj-l

man, these healthcare prices are getting ridiculous

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elvish-root

I love DA2. The shitty graphics. The horrible gameplay. The story so unavoidably devastating and beautiful and horrible. Everyone hates each other. Everyone loves each other. You’re constantly filling the streets with bodies and there are no ramifications for this. There are ramifications for everything you say and do. Everyone’s bisexual. There’s a dragon in the mine. You lose everyone and everything you love and care about and it’s inevitable. Isabela gets an STI at one point. Merrill is a blood mage. You go from rags to riches to going on the run. You have a dog. You set your friend up on a date with the guy she likes. You hunt down a serial killer who takes the last member of your family away. Your doctor friend is possessed and loves cats and commits domestic terrorism. You have no control. You control everything.

pinka-pink

Dragon age romances pt. 1

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