Shut all the way the fuck up

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. if you don’t receive the same effort you give… lose that contact

ITS MINGUS

He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!

A loud vampire

I didn’t think this post could get any better

Staple your pants to your hips so you don’t need belts anymore

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

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