Hello Boys!

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

What happened to lady Panger……

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

#mambo number 0.0000000000005

severely underrated gag imo is the one where a character turns very slowly and the sounds of stone grinding against stone is superimposed over it

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

I disagree. We need more feminine protagonists who are sweet and demure while carrying stress and grief with quiet dignity. Being a female protagonist does not mean you have to be a man. Be a woman in the best way.

What planet are you on where they're making all the female characters messy dykes and can I come there

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god