All your burdens

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

how are the trees

I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

I think it'd be pretty funny if the next time an adult tells me I'm being Rude And Disrespectful™ I just went "ya it's because I don't respect you" and watch the gates of hell open before me

Telling a boomer they're not automatically entitled to my respect just to feel something

to all the people in the notes talking about this as a good thing. its really not. dont be incredibly short sighted and celebrate because you think a far-right third party will never be popular. research the far right and the history of fascism, because the existence of a new party that is explicitly nationalist and formed to oppose the other established parties for being corrupt and ineffective points to the possibility for a real organized fascist movement to develop. please fucking think about this in the long term. it might seem ridiculous now but so much of what would have “seemed ridiculous” years ago is now normal because the political conditions have changed so drastically. do you really think anything is going to stop

this is why paying attention in history class matters

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

that was the devil

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.