hit that mf like

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

apple keeps harassing me bcs my iCloud is almost full and if they think I’ll start deleting any of my highly important 1141 photos they’re deluded there’s a picture on here of a chinchilla I met in 2017 who reminded me of Tony Soprano u think I’m just gonna discard that now just so my phone runs better???

People like you push teenage boys into the altright pipeline.

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight