Riot Ghost

Surely, somewhere in the spiderverse, there's a spiderman who was a spider bitten by a radioactive man?

Now hang on, you're onto smth here

something about the series slipping in grover calling kronos's followers his "kronies" right at the very end there makes me feel like this is something rick came up with way too late and has been trying to find an excuse to retcon in for ages

This is so unfair, you know he's fast enough to fly to a Tesla dealership and back in a second

You know, with all the recalls, built-in safety hazards and tendency to just randomly burst into flames, I’m pretty sure it’s pretty expensive to get a douche-mobile…ahem…I mean cybertruck insured as it is. But once it gets out that they are the improvised projectile of choice for SUPERMAN?

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

and also all the ghosts and devils.

and also all the ghosts and devils.

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

In this economy? I'm teaching it to hunt vermin. Ultimate ally

I don't mind it being a spider but it eating my food and leaving the fucking doors open might be a dealbreaker.

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus