(non practising)

I'm sure the og is long gone but the 9-1-1 props dept NEEDS to make a new version of the baby bobby figure skating cardboard cut-out and it NEEEEEDS to be standing in buck's bedroom utterly unacknowledged until the first time buck and eddie hook up and eddie goes I'm sorry no I can't and pulls away from snogging buck into the mattress and buck goes 🥺🥺🥺 until he realises eddie isn't running away but is instead moving baby bobby into the hallway whilst muttering 'I can't.... not in front of.....' (and then the mood is temporarily ruined by buck cracking the fuck up, whilst eddie exclaims HE WAS LOOKING AT ME, but the giggle fit turns back into frottage pretty quickly)

buck is a first responder. his job is to remain cool and calm under pressure. he does it all the time, and he is good at it! and yet. AND YET. chim and hen went running as soon as they saw eddie was bleeding out in that elevator, and buck froze.

”Get out of ur comfort zone” i have never been comfortable Ever in my life

how to beg for attention without actually begging for it but like beg

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

eddie calls buck brother one time and then the ambulance that they were both just in explodes. buck calls eddie brother one time and then a christmas elf calls them gay. eddie says he's straight one time and then a gay priest is immediately like, sure jan how's denying yourself joy going for you? the universe does in fact scream i think.

eddie calls buck brother in nashville and then buck gets kidnapped by serial killers and also the entire town assumes he and buck are husbands hello is anyone listening can anyone hear me

[citation not needed. no prablem]