I am the architect of my own disaster

pillow fight but you get pinned down and bred at the end of it

“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay

“GMOs”? Are we talking seeds that grow sterile plants and patenting genetic modifications then destroying any competition no matter how small they are? Or are we talking life saving rice with vitamin a to make sure kids don’t go blind in regions not suited for other high vit a veg? … or are we talking about your chidoodle?

i am tired of being strong all the time, i just want someone i can be soft and vulnerable with, someone i can finally rest with

healed enough to close the door, but human enough to still look at it sometimes

I just need a man to fold my legs to my shoulders and plow me for like an hour, is that so much to ask 😭

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen