Figments of Insomnia

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Stab

I tried to hold an angry cat

someone put an iron on my hand

My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.

I got a couple left over from chicken pox.

tried to climb a dead tree

as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth

Twisted up in rusty metal chains.

got one from a sledding accident and one from learning That’s Why We Don’t Cook Barefoot

Threw a weeding fork into the top of my foot

I tripped on a petrified dinosaur footprint.

This one time I was sharpening a knife

fell off the dock and hit the barnacles on the way down

Seven year olds shouldn't get their ears pierced

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

Holy shit!!

would anyone be interested in an anthology/zine about knitting and/or queer people? this is to gauge interest for project so please like/reblog and let others know!

All great additions!

I suggest The Black tapes (I couldnt listen to it after 9pm), Rabbits (just started but got good potential so far) and Limetown (Limetowns not true horror but definatly nail biting)

I’m so in love with this blanket

You forgot: Chinese-american whose parents dont like them being a chef "My _ was recently diagnosed with _ so i cant lose" Home cook who cant wait to prove everyone wrong

It’s ok, I woke up two weeks ago to slapping my knuckles over my desk, and swore loudly. Only problem was that I suddenly had a thick Brooklyn accent, and thought I was a 1940s mobster for 30 seconds upon waking.

I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS?

I did the same thing once, where when I woke up I seriously thought I was Superman for at least a good minute or so. I was reaching for my phone thinking, “Oh my God, I’ve been hiding it this whole time, I’ve gotta tell my boyfriend I’m superman.” And as I was very tiredly and sloppily writing the text I stopped what I was doing and was like, “What the fuck.”

Yes. More. I need more stories.

I once legitimately thought I could fly when I woke up from a dream. I remember thinking “I can’t believe this, I can’t wait to tell my mother I can fly” and then a few minutes later I recalled that I couldn’t actually fly at all.

I often write to people on skype when I wake up, mentally, not actually writing them, I’m actually just laying in my bed with my eyes closed, but I am hella convinced I am having a conversation while lying there

I sometimes begin drifting off on Skype (re: all the time) and I’m convinced I’ve typed something but NOPE I’M JUST LYING BACK IN MY CHAIR

I once woke up to the though, "did this happen becuase i turned the pigeons Gay" I want to remeber what prompted this!!!!

“communist countries have propaganda everywhere!!” meanwhile in the us there’s an american flag within every square mile, kids pledge their allegiance to that flag every day at school, and the us military attempts to recruit people before theyve reached the age of 13

i told my dad about the pledge of allegiance and he said this sort of shit wouldn’t fly even at his old school and he did kinda grow up in communist poland so like

and in texas we have a SECOND pledge we have to say every morning because we also need to pledge to the flag of texas (just in case we secede again) 

wait what the fuck texas

Uh, I remember taking the Indiana History class in elementary school. Is that not a thing in each state?

I grew up in North Carolina and Michigan. NC had a state history class and Mi does not.

Ohio had a state history class in 7th grade when I was growing up. If they still do it now it is not in 7th grade any more.

Grew up in NY and never had a state history class. We had global studies and participation in government (aka PIG). 

Kansas, and I definitely remember LOTS of Kansas history & “Kansas Day” field trips. Lots of civil war/abolitionist stuff.

Maine doesn't have one for public school I. College you can take your schools counties history as an elective though