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*tapdances furiously until I'm forced to use my inhaler (after an embarrassingly short amount of time)* If you don't support sex workers, get off of my blog.

i don’t appreciate how oddly specific this is

I didn’t ASK to be called out like this wtf

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE WAS SCHEDULED TO PERFORM AT DASHCON YALL THEY PULLED OUT BUT THEY WERE THERE

toph fucks around and makes pangea a thing again

shes like 'i cant see on boats. solution? make sea travel obsolete' and no one stops her because they cant

firelord zuko wakes up at sunrise but the sunlight is Somehow coming in through the entirely Wrong Fucking Window n theres like fifty messenger hawks screeching from down the hall n hes like 'you know what. i dont want to know' n goes back to sleep

Adhd is less "banana...omg whyd I say that that's so weird I'm so quirky" and more "the word Nantucket has inched itself into the forefront of my mind at least six times this week amd I dont know what it is or why I'm thinking about it so I must be forgetting something"

today I saw someone call the great gatsby dark academia

A BLUIDY HATE BUYIN SPUD IN AMERICA YA GO AN GET THE 2 KILO SACK ABD TAKE EM HOME AND ASK, "YA GOOD MATE?" SPUDS SITTING THEYRE LIT, "SURE THING HEN JUST CUTTIN HERE," AND A GO BACK LITERALLY DAY LATER WHEN I SMELL SOMETHIN FOOSTY AN IT'S "AAAAHH WE'RE FUCKED IN HERE!! HALF US NOW ROTTEN THRU!! FUCKEN JEFF DISSOLVED A FORTNIGHT AGO!! WHERE WERE YA!!"

do you think Suki ever uses the “you burned down my village” card to get Zuko to do shit for her

i made a quiz: what colour is your love language? find out which colour matches the way you show and receive love. the results include compatibility!

MER PUNK!

sometimes i remember the age of zuko was banished and that means he was in charge of a ship full of sailors at age 13. i don’t know about you but if my ass in seventh grade tried to be any kind of commanding officer over sailors, it would NOT go well. in the middle of giving an order and your voice cracks so loud someone on the moon could hear it. god damn. 

a boy with a default facial expression of looking like he’s about to cry from anger and he only comes up to your belly button decides to stomp up to you and say “GET BACK TO WORK!” wyd? 

Zuko, having had his dialect shaped by sailors for months: where the FUCK is the avatar