ROCK ROCK ROCK

I used to think the lyrics to Mrs. Robinson were: “Heaven holds a place for hoes who pray” and I was very confused, but now actually knowing the lyrics to the song it kinda fits the aesthetic—

3. People who try to be a one-man opera and try to sing everything all at once

Keith Richards literally owns all my affection and that’s the tea sis

Literally tho can we just stop and talk about the pureness of songs like Crazy Little Thing Called Love and You’re My Best Friend and I Want To Break Free and just ugh why is john deacon such an amazing artist?? Those songs are so cute and the lyrics are adorable and they’re everything I want in a relationship and it just makes my heart go woo

Keith, on the ground several stories below: ...I was wrong

Being a rock fan is so fun because there are so many things that are included in “rock”. Like with other genres, you kind of have a set type of music that you listen to and it doesn’t really differ, but with rock, two songs can sound completely different, yet still be classified as rock. It’s just really funny that you can go from listening to Jerry Lee Lewis to The Who to Queen to Van Halen to Nirvana, who all have completely different styles of music and sound nothing alike, yet are all under the giant rock umbrella. And when you enjoy listening to all the sub-genres that go along with rock, it’s just one big party and it’s really, really amazing.

Literally everything John Deacon says in Bo Rhap is a BigMood.

“Don’t Cry” but every time they say don’t cry you start crying because that song is freaking emotional stop judging me Carol

The Rolling Stones: *sitting in the back of class smoking pot* uhm bET

There was this one time when my friend was obsessing over Tom Holland and I was like, “Wow, I forgot that normal people don’t fangirl over musicians four times their age.” Oops.

Today I was reading Duff McKagan’s autobiography It’s So Easy and Other Lies (it’s really good, 10/10 would recommend btw) and I was with my friend who unfortunately knows nothing about GNR. When I closed the book for a second, her reaction to the cover was “Wow, he has better cheekbones than me” and honestly it was too good to not share with y’all because Duff does have some pretty kick-ass cheekbones tbh.

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