#paul simon

This clip will never not be funny because this is from an interview about Bridge Over Troubled Water (basically Paul just saying that he wanted his boyfriend to sing it or wtv) and the bitch is literally smirking like "yeah everyone just sit and watch me eat this up"

Me and my gay friend trying to play some random shit in gym so we don't get yelled at

If you look this up every single caption says its his daughter Lulu. This is incorrect information! Look at Paul's age here....It was clearly taken in the 70's. Lulu was born in 1995! 🙄 If that was the case, Paul would be the best looking 73 year old in existence because the woman beside him is clearly much older than a child, lol

The signature floppy garden hat....👒

(Taken out of context of course, but still a good setup 😉)

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before the red string attached